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46 Clues Your Partner Is Having An Affair by Nobody: 11:51am On Aug 01, 2009
Some of these signs of a cheating spouse are "tongue in cheek" while others are tell tale signs that commonly appear with a cheating husband or cheating wife. There is no copyright. Feel free to forward to those who might be interested. But please don't change anything.

Signs of a Cheating Spouse:

1) You find birth-control pills in her medicine cabinet, and you've had a vasectomy.

2) Mutual friends start acting strangely toward you. (They either know about the cheating or have been told stories about what a horrible wife or girlfriend you are.)

3) Your cheating husband or wife stops confiding in you and seeking advice from you.

4) Sets up a new e-mail account and doesn't tell you about it.

5) He leaves the house in the morning smelling like Irish Spring and returns in the evening smelling like Safeguard.

6) She joins the gym and begins a rigorous workout program.

7) She buys a cell phone and doesn't let you know.

cool He sets up a separate cell phone account that is billed to his office.

9) The cheating husband carries condoms, and you are on the pill.

10) Begins to delete all incoming phone calls from the caller ID.

11) Deletes all incoming e-mails when they used to accumulate.

12) He becomes "accusatory," asking if you are being true to him, usually out of guilt.

13) Raises hypothetical questions such as, "Do you think it's possible to love more than one person at a time?"

14) He buys himself new underwear.

15) He insists the child seat, toys, etc., are kept out of his car.

16) The cheating wife stops wearing her wedding ring.

17) Has a sudden desire to be helpful with the laundry.

18) Has unexplained scratches or bruises on his or her neck or back.

19) Suddenly wants to try new love techniques.

20) He/she fairly suddenly stops having sex with you.

21) He/she suddenly wants more sex, more often.

22) Supposedly works a lot of overtime, but it never shows up on the pay stub.

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Re: 46 Clues Your Partner Is Having An Affair by MrCrackles(m): 11:55am On Aug 01, 2009
Hummmmmmmmm. . . . undecided
Re: 46 Clues Your Partner Is Having An Affair by Nobody: 4:03am On Aug 02, 2009
interesting!
Re: 46 Clues Your Partner Is Having An Affair by samparian(m): 8:40am On Aug 03, 2009
shocked plenty things
Re: 46 Clues Your Partner Is Having An Affair by thimbook2(m): 6:43pm On Sep 12, 2009
a lot of them are ironically true sha o

lets thank God for our godfearing spouses then, they should be doubly praised and loved
Re: 46 Clues Your Partner Is Having An Affair by ayomidej(f): 4:55pm On Sep 17, 2009
na wa oooo grin
Re: 46 Clues Your Partner Is Having An Affair by Babineh: 6:09am On Jan 29, 2013
When you phock him. . . his blokos is 'dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy'!!!!
The akamu is not much! grin

HE DOES NOT POOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR OUT LIKE 'NORMAL'! wink

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Re: 46 Clues Your Partner Is Having An Affair by chidyke77(m): 8:33am On Jan 29, 2013
Interesting!

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