Have you ever wondered why there are no superheroes in Nigeria? With no fuel, no light, and the pressure to marry, how will they succeed? Here are reasons why they'll not suceed oh. PLEASE KINDLY ADD YOURS

[b] - Batman may get stranded; where would batman find fuel to power his bat mobile?! Imagine batman standing in queue... Lwkmd
- No light to charge iron man's suit. Iron man go de charge he suit for barber shop and Naira bet stores LOL
- wonder woman vs Nigerians: wonderwoman will try to save someone and get hit with "Auntie Tanchu o bt pls dis yia sket is too short oh" And probably shame her for being a superhero; "wonder woman go and marry" ... "Na wa o. For how many centuries no man don toast u"... "How will a man even toast her wen she's stronger than his entire village"... "See her payint sef and e go de find man". lol
-And the naija babes are like "see her, ASHAWOO!!"
- Thors Hammer will go missing. Forget not being worthy and other rules to lift it. Warfi boys by the mighty Area power invested in them will move the hammer sharply.
- And don't forget, in Naija anybody that flieth is a witches and wizard
- Black widow's dad be like "Bia, Nwa aaah. Is diz how u wantu liv yia lyf? Eh?! See Uju and Unuoma, happille mallied wit kids and yua hia, Ne zuzuhali LOLZ
- Linda Ikeji be like; "hmmm... Do u know Peter parker and Spiderman are same thing? Clark kent and Superman are same thing? Wonders will never end" Abeg na who send her??
- Even tailors that would sow the suits and cape will be posting them, 'come today and tomorrow'.
- Batman sef may be too busy fighting his uncles over his late father's properties. LOL
- Superman foster parents go catch am witch d moment they discover his abilities and take him from Alfa Sule to Tb joshua to run him deliverance

Lwkmd ooo How will they survive?? Abeg una add una own ooo cos this country is equiquicious [/b]

Lol sooo funny...

lol lalasticlala

Lol superman go hear am
from t.b joshua.

Spiderman

clerkent:
Lol superman go hear am from t.b joshua.

Eeeeh church go scata na... Lolz

This is so funny!

So true, I wish I laughed.