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Re: Lets Laugh It Out by Nobody: 5:14pm On May 02, 2016 |
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Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 9:46am On Jun 06, 2016 |
The C.E.O was walking in the Factory. He
noticed a Guy leaning against the Wall looking
somewhere. He approached the Man and
asked him," How much do you earn?"
The Guy was amazed and said," N2000 sir"
The CEO took out his wallet and gave the Guy
N6000 and told him," I pay People here to
Work and not to waste time. This is your 3
months salary and now get out of here NEVER
come back."
The Guy said,"Thank you sir!" 3 times then
walked away in a haste.
The CEO now looked at other Workers and
asked," Who was that Guy?"
The Workers replied," He was the Pizza
delivery Guy sir!" |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 9:47am On Jun 06, 2016 |
his evening, Akpos' Landlord was
complaining dat Ofego had impregnanted his
daughter. .As Akpos over-heard d landlord
shouting, he came out of his house and asked
d landlord.Akpos: Oga landlord, what have
Ofego done dis time?.Landlord: Ofego got d
mind to impregnant my only
daughter.Akpos: Oga landlord, are u sure of
wat u are saying?.Landlor d: Yes, this
evening
i saw mydaughter vomitting, wen i noticed
dat she was pregnant, i asked her who
impregnanted her& she said dat Ofego is d
one who impregnanted her.Akpos:
Abomination, Ofego is afool, he is a bastard.
Oga landlordsince i have been sleeping with
ur wife, have u got any reportthat i have
impregnanted her?. 1 Like |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 9:48am On Jun 06, 2016 |
A youth corper was part
of the invigillators in a WAEC GCE exam
holding in the school he is
serving, right inside the
hall when the exam
was on going, one sexy
gal who was wearing
a very short skirt and
looking gorgeous was
cutting eye for the corper, giving him a
seductive look, so he
went straight to
the gal to find out what her
problem was. The corper gave the gal d
solution to the
mathematics question. So, after
the exam, the Corper followed
d gal up to arrange of how they
would meet and the gal said: do u
think I'm a prostitute? All those
actions I was displaying for u in the hall are
fake oooo, thats my
boyfriend
waiting for me.. Mugu!..and she
laughed!....
The Corper laughed too and
said: do u think I read
Mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school, all
those
answers I gave to
you are formulated and
fake!.......... ..
The Girl Screamed n
Fainted!!!!!! =)) |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by arishekolar(f): 3:11pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
spartanobad: He is better than the bank manager [color=#000099][/color] |
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