A white came to Nigeria spending 2days.On the last night before his departure to USA he visited an Ashawo joint(i.e prostitute stand), trying to play smart on one of the Prostitutes.The white man said to the Prostitute "HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE PER NIGHT", the igbo prostitute replied "2000naira".The white man said "I WILL PAY YOU IN HARD CURRENCY PROVIDED WE DON'T USE CONDOM, I WILL PAY YOU 2000U.S dollars".The lady accepted his offer and they both went into an hotel room spending the night together.
The next morning the white man paid the prostitute as he said, then he went out of the hotel to get a taxi that would take him to the airport.Immediately he entered the taxi, he called the prostitute out and shouted "THE DOLLAS I GAVE YOU ARE FAKE!!!", as the taxi moved on the igbo prostitute shouted at the white man in reply "THE TOTO YOU F**CKED NA HIV TOTO".

u got me cracking my ribs. LOL