[b] 1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?'' Our Mothers are wonderful
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When you follow her to the market and a convo like this ensues btw her and a trader-
Mum- How much ıs this kpomo?

Trader- arrh customer its only 750naira

Mum- What? Thats too xpensive, I can only pay 150naira

-When she insists on buying ewedu in traffic
-When she buys roasted plantain and ekpa with just 50naira.. I could go on. Our mums are the best.
-When you are going smwhere and she meets one mumee junior and they start this gist that lasts for hours. Funniest thing she wee now b telling you every now and then that- Ade we wee soon go!
-When she wants to go out and you tryna follow, she wee just tell you to go and wear your şlipperş inside. Before you come out, she don vanish

Lol....ave since diz thread b4 nah anyways it just brought both smile nd sadness to my face....mums are wonderful pple tho i lost mine to d cold hands of death 3 years ago

Mom- Nnaa pls get me bag in d room.
Me- OK. Ma...here mom
Mom- pls bring my phone too OK nnam

"lmost half way to d parlour

Mom- get me my medication too
Me- oooooooohhhhh wat wat kind tin Dis naaaa (murmurs)