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Walks out

okitaiji:
yea.. I trust you lol.. how is your fabulicious

Lmao... Fabulicious is no where to be found!!! have checked round the village, but still nothing.
Help me inform the king, so he can send his royal guards to look for my woman. But I suspect she'll be in fraiser's hut...

okitaiji:
my G I sight you, relax ur mind because marvluv will soon pack into your house..

Marvluv baby, can u see how much my friends luv u and want u to be mine.
That goes to show how super special u rilly are
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CandiceJay:


VillageGoat, wat aff i efa done to you? haba. Na dis kind
joke u see to feature me in? Il make sure none of my sisters
look ur side again

babe, na only you be this best teacher na, abeg no make your sister leave me oo, you know that i can't do without your pretty sister lyndalyn55 without her am just a train without an engine... Don't worry, when my containers arrive from china, i promise to buy a private jet for you, to make you happy.

Honeybash!!!!!!! Where are you!!! Honeybash!!!!!!! Where are you!!! Honeybash!!!!!!! Where are you!!! Honeybash!!!!!!! Where are you!!! Honeybash!!!!!!! Where are you!!! Honeybash!!!!!!! Where are you!!!

okitaiji:
lol... no b da Kain explosion jor.

abishaddy cum nd explain better

Hahahaha oohh lawd.. fraiser u don suffer for this village, villageGoat when will you organize your comedy show.. don't forget to invite this village.Thank God that I didn't go for stream 1 if not I will not have had the chance to catch all this fun with villageGoat.. thumb up bro

SMartins1:
Lmao... Fabulicious is no where to be found!!! have checked round the village, but still nothing.
Help me inform the king, so he can send his royal guards to look for my woman. But I suspect she'll be in fraiser's hut...

don't worry fabulicious will soon come..

guard... go and check fraiser hut right away

okitaiji:
THIS GOLDEN VILLAGE HAS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE villageGoat AND LOVEABLECHI AS PRINCE AND PRINCESS FOR BEEN THE FIRST GUY AND LADY THAT WILL FIRST COMMENT ON THE CENTURION PAGE.... CONGRATULATIONS

ha... Thank you very much for this title, i promise to make this village a better place, but baba, loveablechi na fine girl oo, to maintain her beauty no go easy, and you come make her my princess? You want make i dey budget 1 billion every year for the maintenance of her beauty and na fraiser go dey sign the budget. The budget fit contain 50 million for brazillian hair, 250 million for skirt and blouse, 100 million for lipsticks, 100 million for eye pencil, 300 million for shoes and high heels, 50 million for powder, 100 million for feeding allowances, 50 million for transportation allowances and 50 million smiling allowances, because her smile alone no free, you must pay for am...

Baba, you want make i run down? E no go easy oo, so my one and only princess is lyndalyn55... Thank you

okitaiji:
don't worry fabulicious will soon come..
guard... go and check fraiser hut right away

*joining the guards *

SMartins1:


Elder Okitaiji as spoken #gbam
here is a keg of fresh palm wine from Villagegoat's bar!!!

where are you fabulicious

yes ooo, villagegoat's bar has the best palmwine, even china, usa and other countries love villagegoat's palm wine, we also have pepper soup, but since there is no goat meat, you can use egg or fish to chop the pepper soup

a plate of pepper soup is 300,000 with 0.5 percent discount
a cup of palmwine is 500,000
no discount

why the price is costly is because you are paying for watching our television and enjoying the air condition... Thank you

VillageGOAT:

ha... Thank you very much for this title, i promise to make this village a better place, but baba, loveablechi na fine girl oo, to maintain her beauty no go easy, and you come make her my princess? You want make i dey budget 1 billion every year for the maintenance of her beauty and na fraiser go dey sign the budget. The budget fit contain 50 million for brazillian hair, 250 million for skirt and blouse, 100 million for lipsticks, 100 million for eye pencil, 300 million for shoes and high heels, 50 million for powder, 100 million for feeding allowances, 50 million for transportation allowances and 50 million smiling allowances, because her smile alone no free, you must pay for am...

Baba, you want make i run down? E no go easy oo, so my one and only princess is lyndalyn55... Thank you

. I believe fraiser shld learn from the act of being with a particular person...today is honeybash tomorrow marluv next tomorrow sm1 else ... Goodmorning aw was nyt?

lyndysino:
I choose kano kwara oyo and delta

You are very welcome. We have delta in common
Good morin house

giftiebrown:
d patient dog gets nufin...

lolz.
How tins?

VillageGOAT:

yes ooo, villagegoat's bar has the best palmwine, even china, usa and other countries love villagegoat's palm wine, we also have pepper soup, but since there is no goat meat, you can use egg or fish to chop the pepper soup

a plate of pepper soup is 300,000 with 0.5 percent discount
a cup of palmwine is 500,000
no discount

why the price is costly is because you are paying for watching our television and enjoying the air condition... Thank you

You see what I mean. in fact who's birthday are we celebration ere GC on the 4th and 21th? New development every celebration in the city will be held in VillageGOAT's BAR

okitaiji:
you again wan try my candicejay again? I will report you to suogal

You forget say we be friend, what u have is also mine. My dear suogal go understand

Fraiser:
lol... Dis make me remember 2015 APC vs PDP presidential campaign, PDP keep attacking buhari while APC keep tellin nigerians wot dey have to offer... Eventually APC won... Make u nd IghraweIG keep spoiling my name while I keep showing my cute marvluv unalloyed luv in d long run... My cute will see d reasons why am d best...

My cute marvluv will see d reasns why you are the best liar in dis village..good morin

giftiebrown:
gd mrnin villagers, hope u all had a lovely nite...phykel, pls dnt upload ur CUL ooo...d last tym u uploaded ur CUL, it went viral on fbk...pls, no 1 shd upload his/her CUL here...13th is around d corner...mk we jhus chill#TeamPatience

Thanks Man
A collegue just got her own letter in scul on Friday.

VillageGOAT:

ha... Thank you very much for this title, i promise to make this village a better place, but baba, loveablechi na fine girl oo, to maintain her beauty no go easy, and you come make her my princess? You want make i dey budget 1 billion every year for the maintenance of her beauty and na fraiser go dey sign the budget. The budget fit contain 50 million for brazillian hair, 250 million for skirt and blouse, 100 million for lipsticks, 100 million for eye pencil, 300 million for shoes and high heels, 50 million for powder, 100 million for feeding allowances, 50 million for transportation allowances and 50 million smiling allowances, because her smile alone no free, you must pay for am...

Baba, you want make i run down? E no go easy oo, so my one and only princess is lyndalyn55... Thank you

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u own dey ur body, I swear.

ray4000:

My cute marvluv will see d reasns why you are the best liar in dis village..good morin

My G, I greet u

ray4000:

My cute marvluv will see d reasns why you are the best liar in dis village..good morin

my cute marvluv will see d reasons why am d best man capable of makin her feel lyk angel she really is nd also make her see d reasons why she is a special woman... Sunnepa17 d chief amebo of dis village oya com nd cc dis one again

VillageGoat why u decide to kill me with ur joke. I don laugh die nack my head for ground.
Fraiser, that guy he get excuss die, na why dey put u for stream two cos u dey lie.
Papa- no mind am o, we pass our waec o. okitaiji, sunnepa and ighravweIG abi I lie

ray4000:
VillageGoat why u decide to kill me with ur joke. I don laugh die nack my head for ground.
Fraiser, that guy he get excuss die, na why dey put u for stream two cos u dey lie.
Papa- no mind am o, we pass our waec o. okitaiji, sunnepa and ighravweIG abi I lie

lol.
U nor lie my G.
How we nor go pass b4.

VillageGOAT:

ha... Thank you very much for this title, i promise to make this village a better place, but baba, loveablechi na fine girl oo, to maintain her beauty no go easy, and you come make her my princess? You want make i dey budget 1 billion every year for the maintenance of her beauty and na fraiser go dey sign the budget. The budget fit contain 50 million for brazillian hair, 250 million for skirt and blouse, 100 million for lipsticks, 100 million for eye pencil, 300 million for shoes and high heels, 50 million for powder, 100 million for feeding allowances, 50 million for transportation allowances and 50 million smiling allowances, because her smile alone no free, you must pay for am...

Baba, you want make i run down? E no go easy oo, so my one and only princess is lyndalyn55... Thank you

Wow, I go love o. Lyndalyn55 u can see villageGoat is too loyal so hold him in other not to leave for another girl. Is not like some people make I no mention name dey know dere self

okitaiji:
Hahahaha oohh lawd.. fraiser u don suffer for this village, villageGoat when will you organize your comedy show.. don't forget to invite this village.Thank God that I didn't go for stream 1 if not I will not have had the chance to catch all this fun with villageGoat.. thumb up bro

hahahaha.... Baba you no get wahala... Thats how we roll

ray4000:
VillageGoat why u decide to kill me with ur joke. I don laugh die nack my head for ground.
Fraiser, that guy he get excuss die, na why dey put u for stream two cos u dey lie.
Papa- no mind am o, we pass our waec o. okitaiji, sunnepa and ighravweIG abi I lie

hehehe no mind elder fraiser, na badt guy

Lyndalyn55:
. I believe fraiser shld learn from the act of being with a particular person...today is honeybash tomorrow marluv next tomorrow sm1 else ... Goodmorning aw was nyt?

Hunnnn, wise word. I hope he complie

Lyndalyn55:
. I believe fraiser shld learn from the act of being with a particular person...today is honeybash tomorrow marluv next tomorrow sm1 else ... Goodmorning aw was nyt?

chai my sweet angel. The sight of you alone makes me feel like am the president of USA, morning to you dear, my night was sweet with you by my side, i dreamt of when i took you to paris to buy one expensive perfume like that for you, and we went to a shopping mall in dubai, for lots of goody bags, and we went to meet my uncle in usa, President obama, infact and inshort it was a wonderful experience.... I hope ur night was lovely too?

IghravweIG:
My G, I greet u

Better person I sight u jare.

IghravweIG:
lol. U nor lie my G. How we nor go pass b4.

We way sabi book like that.

phykel:

Thanks Man
A collegue just got her own letter in scul on Friday.

yea! u welcum bro...Counting down to May 21st

Skydweller:
lolz. How tins?

mk sense...Hope ur day is gng well