Slimfitdiva:
Akwa-ibom, kano, Oyo and kwara. Please house, I just heard a terrible rumor that stream 2 will be going to camp Nov. Infact, I immediately rejected it by thunder and fire! After all dis tym? Hell no!

Sunnepa17:



Lol..sweeti, my nite was cool nd urz?

SMartins1:
Good morning my G @ sunnepa17, how was ur night? missed the bday party last night!

Lvlink my dear! how was ur night? and sure you slpt good?

Lvlink:
my night was fine dearie. I had a Sensational night, and i thought i was already in Iceland.

I must confess to you, smartins1 is really good at what he does!

Lvlink:
my night was fine dearie. I had a Sensational night, and i thought i was already in Iceland.

I must confess to you, smartins1 is really good at what he does!

Sunnepa17:



Mornin padie....were yhu went last nite?

VillageGOAT:




ray4000 you see yourself, sunnepa17 just confirmed that you are lying, thats because sunnepa17 remembered what i did to okonta jnr in 1985 when he tried to touch my sweetheart lyndalyn55, so sunnepa17 cannot try it because he does not want me to repeat that event of 1985 again

but ray4000 i think i saw suogal with elder fraiser at one five start hotel like that yesterday, they were holding their hands together, i was still wondering what they were doing there sha, maybe it was evangelism... I just can't say

giftiebrown:
hmmm, loveablechi must c ds...Sunnepa17 d unfaithful husbnd

maccabi:
Waiting to see how this NEPA month's bill would look like .. By then I will now know if we are paying for sunlight !!!

Aieboocaar:


omo babe me sef reject am by sango and ifa o! Just take ur minds off such rumor and stay positive ok


welcome to d family

Sunnepa17:


Lolzz..make ℓ̊ no talk
I7th of may

Sunnepa17:




Welcum on board damsel, akwa-ibom nd kwara in common, just has yhu av said earlier, itz big fart lie rummor...no shaking 2 d date my sista.


Feel free 2 mingle with us all.

One ℓ♥√ﻉ

SMartins1:
My baby no gree me comot for house oo. You know as e go na...

ray4000:


As for sunnepa, now I realize why In dey fair to say d true, na dat 1985 of a tin hin remember. But
For my one an only Angel I trust am die, na me talk say make she go meet fraiser as for dat slap make she beg am cos d slap too much an fraiser na my paddi. If u look well u go see me for one corner way I ley low.

ray4000:
Very, very unfaithful one. In go dey do like say na him saint pass. Armed robber, Ole, Olosha, Gbewiri Olojukokoro, Dandana. You never see anything.

teemakagu:
am so serious aieboocaar

Slimfitdiva:


Lolz. Abi ooo. Thanks dear

Sunnepa17:


GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D 2 knw dear...my nite was short buh was awesome.

maccabi:
Waiting to see how this NEPA month's bill would look like .. By then I will now know if we are paying for sunlight !!!

ray4000:
You for talk.

Slimfitdiva:

Thanks Sunny. I Hope we gat 2 meet at one of dos. I wud prefer akwa-ibom sha. I pray dey throw me dier!

VillageGOAT:

chai, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, how many times did i call you? The only man that have 5000 wives and 2000 concubines, the only man that said let there be light, and there was light in ikeja but there was no light in ikorodu...
The gods are angry, when i presented elder fraiser for the sacrifice, they rejected him, they said how can you bring another oracle for them, they said the prayers of pastor sunnepa17 is disturbing the sacrifice, right now, their juju has been destroyed, they said no more sacrifices again, that since there is no virgin girls to be given to primusinterpares, that two oloshos should be given to him from another village...
This is what the gods said i should tell you...
He who has ears let them ear...
Jah jah jah jah holy holy

heeyarnuh:
that's nice.....

VillageGOAT:
[b] Goodmorning my fellow villagers, this is village Goat reporting for otuocha fm 92.2
The headlines
BARONGMJ BIRTHDAY PARTY
from one of our correspondents mr chima who attended the birthday party, he said the party was held at ighravweIG house in lekki phase 10, opposite oando filling station, the party was filled with celebrities like mc sunnepa17, miss candicejay the former miss nigeria, ray4000 the business man from china, elder fraiser the current minister of women affairs and others

according to some eye witness, sister nkiru, she said that she saw village goat and his wife lyndalyn55 getting down from their private jet in grand style and they received cheers from the people on the streets of lekki, villagegoat who reportedly has two plots of land in ota is really a successful man with too much money on him.

Another eye witness, okezie junior who sells spare parts in lekki phase 12 said that he saw fraiser trying to kiss suogal, and suogal gave him a tantalizing hot slap, she said she belongs to ray4000, and nobody can touch her, and as a gentleman, fraiser decided to endure the slap and finally took his wife marvluv to the event...

The event was interesting as the celebrant, barongmj danced away her sorrows while DJ ighravweIG her husband played the best and lastest music for her, it was fun when mcsunnepa17 climbed the stage to crack some of his funny jokes, fraiser was not laughing because of that hot slap, candicejay decided to share the food and drinks, and everybody danced and danced and danced till their mama called them back home

another eyewitness oga timothy said he saw laramite and meeddah in the birthday party, they wore bum shorts, exposing their sexy legs and grooove brought them with his prado jeep, while brosjay3 was seen getting down from a keke napep, to attend the birthday party and loveablechi also came to the party ...

The chief host of the event was president buhari, and he talked about corruption and he said for fraiser to have three wives is corruption, that EFCC should investigate him...

This is villagegoat reporting for otuocha fm 92.2
[/b]

Sunnepa17:




Am blushin dear, anoda sweet monicker.
Sure faith will allow us 2 meet jarey.. Nah Akwa-Ibom ♍ƺ 2 ℓ̊ want ooo, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ will throw us 2geda dere yuu ear?

Sunnepa17:


⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ ....ℓ̊ undastand yhu jarey.

barongmj:
Like play like play, its 8 days to printing of CUL oif it wasn't so, NYSC.org.ng would have told us so by now , so my fellow villagers, trash out every negative info dt is roaming around.
Good morning all
IG sugar, howdy, I did not see u in bed this morning, did u run away cos of my loud snoring hehehehehehe ( I don't snore o)
Candicejay baby, how far na, una dey shop without me, e no good o

CandiceJay:
Ok so you people have succeeded in chasing fraiser away from the village ba. Now he has decided to base in the city because he feels some villagers are hating on him. I don't like it o, ah yaff talk my own, Let him marry as much wives as he wants so long he can take care of them. My sisters are quiet much o. Abi my sisters what do you think?

Cc: marvluv
honeybash
barongmj
lyndalyn55
Suogal
lvlink
slimfitdiva
dadizgurl
Rosey33

Fraiser, Fraiser please come back to the satellite town we miss you

Titanium38:


Was okay.. Lolz there's no need for that, pls get up.. I wish I could stay but I can only visit.. Am with Batch B actually. Just came to check on my friends..

barongmj:
Like play like play, its 8 days to printing of CUL oif it wasn't so, NYSC.org.ng would have told us so by now , so my fellow villagers, trash out every negative info dt is roaming around.
Good morning all
IG sugar, howdy, I did not see u in bed this morning, did u run away cos of my loud snoring hehehehehehe ( I don't snore o)
Candicejay baby, how far na, una dey shop without me, e no good o