maccabi:





Lols .. Baba me don't get it twisted , It will be better if althetico wins this Derby ..

Ok no shaking baba...you don wash your own jersey? Oya bring am make I help you Abeg.

maccabi:
Morin Morin y'all ... To all football lovers today is the real deal

*Althetico madrid Vs Real Madrid *

Venue : San siro

Time : 19:45pm

today na d D-day, I see madrid adding anoda champions league truphy to dia vault, we are d galaticos, we can do it...

Somebody should come and see oo... Corper don suffer!

Fraiser:
my gud friend I dey hear rumour sey u won betray ur friend, bur i tell dem sey u no fit do lyk dat sey I trust u, abi na true dem talk?

ahn.
Why do dis rumor mongers want to tarnish my name na .
My friend, no listen to those fairy tales o.
They are nuffin but fairy tales

marvluv:

ofcos it was...btw don't forget our outing dis evening oo..

Aye dear.
I can't fit na.

okitaiji:
so that wetin happened for 1960 wil not repeat itself nah, i dont want marvluv to share u with anoda bae nah

abi ooooo..

Fraiser:
today na d D-day, I see madrid adding anoda champions league truphy to dia vault, we are d galaticos, we can do it...

so u b real Madrid fan.
issokay o.

Phemmy0011:


Oya!! Team Real where una dey? Tonight's gonna be the best entertaining night ever since NYSC don start their logistic shiii... Where my jersey dey, make I wash am.

we dey here baba... Team galaticos...

Fraiser:
wetin concern council of elders wit my domstic matters, wen u won take slimfitdiva tomato do egg sause I no carry ur matter go council o, i no dey abuse my bae nd dey make her happy ni jor...

i tink sey as marvluv dey shout and cry upandown for the hearin of villager dats why i think sey she no dey enjoy am but if all this shout and cries are for pleasure den no need to report u, i must hear from her mouth sha.. marvluv respond... as for slimfitdiva using her tomatoes is for the betterment of our pleasure

IghravweIG:
Aye dear. I can't fit na.

I trust u

okitaiji:
chaii fraiser do u want to kill my in-law? villagegoat u ar d only reliable and dependable G we hav here pls try nd summon council meeting to luk into this matter... mehn u are doin a nice job, the village hold u in high esteem keep it up. your comic display that always spike our horrible faces in this critical time is appreciated, who knows this is where your fortune might come from tomorrow. one love

am not killin her jor... Am only given my babe pleasure....

Fraiser:
we dey here baba... Team galaticos...

You correct baba!! Let them know!! Team Real all the way up!

I suppose his height is his insecurity. You said nothing wrong except he's way older than you then your comment could pass for rudeness.

CandiceJay:
My people good morning. I have sumthing i want you guys to help me look into.

So this morning, a bros came to my mum's store to get sumthing and b4 he would even say good morning, he went all forceful on me with "ahh ... hope you re doing exercise oh, you are getting fat o, last i saw u, u were not fat like this, don't goan get fatter than my wife o" he sed dis in d most unpleasant way with customers in d store as well. And d funny thing is dis guy is so short. Hmmm

Well, i simply added nicely, if you can find a gym wer one can loss weight and add height, let me know. So while i'm working to lose weight, you'll be working to add height"... Na im dis bros vex o. Wat did i say wrong



#dazol
#haveyoursay

maccabi:





Lols .. Baba me don't get it twisted , It will be better if althetico wins this Derby ..

I know sey simeoni no go take am easy bur my bois we always be at advantage...

Fraiser:
hmmmm my cute angel dont tell me u re fallin for okitaiji tricks o, he is just trying to poison ur mind ni fa... U know am d most faithful husband na...

yes indeed marvluv he is a faithful husby nd he always stay glue to u, how i wish i am like u... i wil giv u my sweetheart join sha but marvluv abeg check irony... i no sey anytin oo

okitaiji:
if u try am u kno sey i get bingo for house, dat ur bum bum hin go fist on dem nd marvluv wil not see anything to touch there again

for wia? Ur bingo wey don sabi me wella?

marvluv:
ofcos it was...btw don't forget our outing dis evening oo..

issokay...

CandiceJay:


Lol, i hear. My night was fine sha. How re u doing?

lol... still keep vigil for cul sha.. enjoy ur day

maccabi:





Lols .. Baba me don't get it twisted , It will be better if althetico wins this Derby ..

I dey tell u baba.
Dey don overdue for am.

marvluv:

tonight
I av an outing with igravewelG..oh!! I min night vigil in my church...

lol.. no b only night vigil

sydneyboss:


Bro, I was banned... dunno y... but I'm off the hook now. thanks for asking. Xup bro?

cc: Fraiser

sydney u are welcom back back, dont mind d mods jare, naso dem dey misbehave som tyms, happy weekend bro...

marvluv:

tonight
I av an outing with igravewelG..oh!! I min night vigil in my church...

issorite...

okitaiji:
i tink sey as marvluv dey shout and cry upandown for the hearin of villager dats why i think sey she no dey enjoy am but if all this shout and cries are for pleasure den no need to report u, i must hear from her mouth sha.. marvluv respond... as for slimfitdiva using her tomatoes is for the betterment of our pleasure

it was d pleasure oo...buh d pleasure was getting out of hand cos d tin almost escaped tru my mouth..though he has promised to do it gently tonight..so no need to report him again.. tanku

okitaiji:
so that wetin happened for 1960 wil not repeat itself nah, i dont want marvluv to share u with anoda bae nah

bur one of my friend in d village want to share am wit me now...

Skydweller:
For carrying fake news. Take these two e-slaps. Oya go to your house. If I hear kpeke, i go give you another slap.

If after the second slap me come hear pim ahahah... Then you go hear when.... #MumsStyle

sleekydrive:
@Sydneyboss ... Am fine oooo ... kindly add me up , I dropped my number (abj stream 2)

OK bro

Fraiser:
bur one of my friend in d village want to share am wit me now...

dat one no go happen as long as i dey here, dey just wnt to do night vigil

IghravweIG:
so u b real Madrid fan. issokay o.

Madrid for life...

IghravweIG:
so u b real Madrid fan. issokay o.

Madrid for life...

marvluv:

it was d pleasure oo...buh d pleasure was getting out of hand cos d tin almost escaped tru my mouth..though he has promised to do it gently tonight..so no need to report him again.. tanku

lmao... naughty gurl, no wahala council meeting is hereby suspended. fraiser enjoy urself sha

Phemmy0011:



You correct baba!! Let them know!! Team Real all the way up!

being a madrid fan is a privilege baba...

Still in stealth mood! As an elder state man of this Village, I declare you all bless!!!