IghravweIG:

What!!!
so sorry about dat.
All this fake ass rumor mongers sef.
They wud not mind thier biz

thank u jawe...

Lolzz....chaii, ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ av dirty mind..yhu nid 2 wash it wif klin

ray4000:
I dey watch you$ thief

giftiebrown:
nawao, d guy no try at all...
Pele my dear, it is well

tnx 4 d concern my broda

Slimfitdiva:

Thanks Sunny. I Hope we gat 2 meet at one of dos. I wud prefer akwa-ibom sha. I pray dey throw me dier!

Awww babe, Sunnepa17 head is gonna burst aite nw...Pls, reduce d amnt of luv u arr showing to him and add it to mine....

Wecum to our village dear. Feel free to choose any mansion here n also ask any question botherin uu. I am d vilage Gate Keeper...

Good morning sweetim. He kukuma did not send any regards o lol

Sunnepa17:


Lolzz....morning dear.
ℓ̊ hope ur hubsy send my regards 2u

SMartins1:
na man you be...

Gbayi pa

barongmj:
Good morning sweetim. He kukuma did not send any regards o lol

gd mrnin ke e b lyk say hang over dey worri uuu

barongmj:
Like play like play, its 8 days to printing of CUL oif it wasn't so, NYSC.org.ng would have told us so by now , so my fellow villagers, trash out every negative info dt is roaming around.
Good morning all
IG sugar, howdy, I did not see u in bed this morning, did u run away cos of my loud snoring hehehehehehe ( I don't snore o)
Candicejay baby, how far na, una dey shop without me, e no good o

Aww, Baby.
I must have 4gotten to tell u after the party last nite. it was rily crazy u no and besides u didn't give me a breathing space on bed with d exploits na.
I had 2 quickly leave for an important business assignment.
See u later in the evening Luv
Sunepa17 says Hi!

giftiebrown:
he went to c his EDIBLE CATERER...Clue: Lvlink...

giftiebrown:
Awww babe, Sunnepa17 head is gonna burst aite nw...Pls, reduce d amnt of luv u arr showing to him and add it to mine....

Wecum to our village dear. Feel free to choose any mansion here n also ask any question botherin uu. I am d vilage Gate Keeper...

Lolzz.....jealousy

dadizgurl:
Meanwhile I think we should disregard the rumors of states that are available for stream two , truth is its true that not all states wld camp pcms , bt it hasnt been decided which ones would and would not . the list of states that daudae1 posted didnt include abuja bt I got dis msg dis morning .
Goodnews!!! I can authoritatively announce to
batch A stream 2 corpers that 21st May is
sure! Let's disregard the rumor flying around
that stream 2 corpers will be merged With
Batch B.
I'm currently in FCT Abuja camp, Kubwa and
the NYSC kits for the prospective Corp
Members (Stream 2) is ready and plans are
already on ground to welcome you guys for the
orientation course program.
Accept my congratulations in advance!
I rep Platoon 5, FCT Abuja camp, Kubwa...
#Copied

I think we should have an open mind towards dis whole sod thingy and besides, where u camp may be different from ur sod. e.g u nay camp in abuja nd still be deployed to kaduna for ur ppa.
so I suggest we all keep calm nd chill for 13th May.

#irepstream2 #teampatience

u have spoken well ma sis.... tnx

barongmj:
Good morning sweetim. He kukuma did not send any regards o lol

Haba!......ao ur Day D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go?

Cc. IG

Slimfitdiva:
Akwa-ibom, kano, Oyo and kwara. Please house, I just heard a terrible rumor that stream 2 will be going to camp Nov. Infact, I immediately rejected it by thunder and fire! After all dis tym? Hell no!

pls refer ursef 2 ur dashboard nd lemme know wats d content there....@ slimfitdiva

giftiebrown:
gd mrnin ke e b lyk say hang over dey worri uuu

Lol...wot gave yuu d audacity 2 say dat, mind yhu, sɦɛ didn't quote ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ ....amebo..lol

Aieboocaar:


chai! nne sorry about dat ok.. all is well.
maybe na sign say a beta and more flashy one dey come

amen woooo

IghravweIG:

Aww, Baby.
I must have 4gotten to tell u after the party last nite. it was rily crazy u no and besides u didn't give me a breathing space on bed with d exploits na.
I had 2 quickly leave for an important business assignment.
See u later in the evening Luv
Sunepa17 says Hi!

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Mbok, y'all should leave fraiser alone o. He's an african man and entittled to as much wives as possible o

CandiceJay:
Ok so you people have succeeded in chasing fraiser away from the village ba. Now he has decided to base in the city because he feels some villagers are hating on him. I don't like it o, ah yaff talk my own, Let him marry as much wives as he wants so long he can take care of them. My sisters are quiet much o. Abi my sisters what do you think?

Cc: marvluv
honeybash
barongmj
lyndalyn55
Suogal
lvlink
slimfitdiva
dadizgurl
Rosey33

Fraiser, Fraiser please come back to the satellite town we miss you

VillageGOAT:
[b] Goodmorning my fellow villagers, this is village Goat reporting for otuocha fm 92.2
The headlines
BARONGMJ BIRTHDAY PARTY
from one of our correspondents mr chima who attended the birthday party, he said the party was held at ighravweIG house in lekki phase 10, opposite oando filling station, the party was filled with celebrities like mc sunnepa17, miss candicejay the former miss nigeria, ray4000 the business man from china, elder fraiser the current minister of women affairs and others

according to some eye witness, sister nkiru, she said that she saw village goat and his wife lyndalyn55 getting down from their private jet in grand style and they received cheers from the people on the streets of lekki, villagegoat who reportedly has two plots of land in ota is really a successful man with too much money on him.

Another eye witness, okezie junior who sells spare parts in lekki phase 12 said that he saw fraiser trying to kiss suogal, and suogal gave him a tantalizing hot slap, she said she belongs to ray4000, and nobody can touch her, and as a gentleman, fraiser decided to endure the slap and finally took his wife marvluv to the event...

The event was interesting as the celebrant, barongmj danced away her sorrows while DJ ighravweIG her husband played the best and lastest music for her, it was fun when mcsunnepa17 climbed the stage to crack some of his funny jokes, fraiser was not laughing because of that hot slap, candicejay decided to share the food and drinks, and everybody danced and danced and danced till their mama called them back home

another eyewitness oga timothy said he saw laramite and meeddah in the birthday party, they wore bum shorts, exposing their sexy legs and grooove brought them with his prado jeep, while brosjay3 was seen getting down from a keke napep, to attend the birthday party and loveablechi also came to the party ...

The chief host of the event was president buhari, and he talked about corruption and he said for fraiser to have three wives is corruption, that EFCC should investigate him...

This is villagegoat reporting for otuocha fm 92.2
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lwkmd pls mazi villiage goat where do u come up with this tinz sef.u are so hilarious. Thank u for making this house a fun place

Fraiser!
Fraiser!!
Fraiser!!!
Fraiser!!!!
Fraiser!!!!!

Oya cum ooo, all d maidens in ɖɨs village support yhu 2 marry as many as possible wives.

barongmj:
Mbok, y'all should leave fraiser alone o. He's an african man and entittled to as much wives as possible o

IghravweIG:

Hi
So u decided to come to my hamlet abi?

Am I not welcomed.. Lolz

IghravweIG:

Omg! Who gave u this info?

I spoke with a couple of friends currently in stream I, and they told me the info was given to all of them first hand by an official. Feel free to call anyone in akwa ibom they will confirm it.
Cc Sunnepa17 brosjay3

IghravweIG:
Frasier abeg come back my padi. Personally, I dey feel ur swag for this hamlet. So if we done offend u, we say sorry o. You no say we be padi na. Candice sweet, how are u today?

Thanks my dearest in-law. I am fine as always, hows work going?

barongmj:
Like play like play, its 8 days to printing of CUL oif it wasn't so, NYSC.org.ng would have told us so by now , so my fellow villagers, trash out every negative info dt is roaming around.
Good morning all
IG sugar, howdy, I did not see u in bed this morning, did u run away cos of my loud snoring hehehehehehe ( I don't snore o)
Candicejay baby, how far na, una dey shop without me, e no good o

I gree shop? Its Suogal o, d lady with expensive taste. na so so shopping she dey go. Iyawo oko olowo

Lol.....how Villagegoat is able to come up those jokes on a daily basis remain among the mysteries of NL. Hilarious dude

Aieboocaar:


ur are welcome sis!....

but how was d feelin like wen u learnt u were not stream1??

I actually felt relieved my dear, cuz I had an accident on my knee. If I were 2 go wit stream 1, I wudnt av been able 2 cope.

CandiceJay:


Thanks my dearest in-law. I am fine as always, hows work going?

What can I say.
Frasier has always been a friend.
Work is going pretty well.

GROOOVE:


I spoke with a couple of friends currently in stream I, and they told me the info was given to all of them first hand by an official. Feel free to call anyone in akwa ibom they will confirm it.
Cc Sunnepa17 brosjay3

Aright bro.

Sunnepa17:
Fraiser!
Fraiser!!
Fraiser!!!
Fraiser!!!!
Fraiser!!!!!

Oya cum ooo, all d maidens in ɖɨs village support yhu 2 marry as many as possible wives.

Maiden ke!
pls Sunepa, my wife is legally married.
She is not a maiden na.
Barong baby, Hubby loves u!

Guys am hearing rumor dat stream 2 will start camping by oct. Pls u guys shld confirm

desy24444:
Guys am hearing rumor dat stream 2 will start camping by oct. Pls u guys shld confirm

COMPLETELY UNTRUE... Stream 2 will be in camp may 21st signed, sealed.

GROOOVE:

COMPLETELY UNTRUE... Stream 2 will be in camp may 21st signed, sealed.

A big Amen to that.

oya Aja Tiri...... Gbera