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Does This Gye Deserve A1? by daveson07: 10:16pm On Apr 25, 2016
In an examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following:
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1. He who fights and runs away?
Akpos: E don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am
2. A rolling stone?
Akpos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
3. He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos: Na rich politician e go be.
4. A stitch in time?
Akpos: Dey prevent further tear tear.
5. Birds of the same feather?
Akpos: Na the same mama born them.
6. One good turn?
Akpos: Na correct power steering fit do am.
7. A bird in hand?
Akpos: Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque?
8. Half bread is better than?
Akpos: puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.
9. A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or plane jeje?
10. He who laughs last?
Akpos: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am, becos na beginning of madness be dat.
11. A patient dog?
Akpos: Na hunger go kill am.
12. All work and no play?
Akpos: Na bank job be dat bros.
13. Once beaten?
Akpos: Na revenge go follow be dat.
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What grade do you think Akpos deserves for this answers?

Re: Does This Gye Deserve A1? by Shiifi(m): 10:52pm On Apr 25, 2016
ummm A1 sure pass
Re: Does This Gye Deserve A1? by PapaZeus(m): 11:34pm On Apr 25, 2016
E lie b4?
Re: Does This Gye Deserve A1? by S247: 12:51pm On Apr 26, 2016
F10

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