This Lagos sef don tire me. Jeje I was
sitting in my car on a very long fuel
queue from the Mobil in Maryland. This
queue was almost getting to Anthony
bus stop. It was one of those days
where no fuel at all. Suddenly na him I see one guy run past my
car with jerry
can in one hand shouting "won ti bere
oooooo I quickly jumped out of my
car opened my
booth, got my jerry can and ran after
him. He kept on running towards Maryland. When he got to the
filling
station he shouted again "won ti bere
oooo" this in yoruba actually means
"They have started oooooo." He ran
past the filling station and headed
towards Sheraton hotel. Those that know this area will
understand the distance.
I tried to run faster to catch
up and ask Kini won bere? Meaning
what have they started? But this boy ran
faster. I looked back and I saw like 6 people had joined us
everybody with
jerry can in one hand. We continued
past Sheraton and headed towards
Ikeja bus stop. When we got to Ikeja
bus stop he shouted again won ti bere
oooooo. ....and continued running we all continued too asking
each other wetin happen but nobody seemed to
know as we chased after him. Finally
we got to oshodi isale and he shouted
again by this time we were like 30
people running after him all of us with jerry can in one hand. He
shouted again won ti bere oooooo!!!!!!
He continued running towards iyana
Isolo and finally after getting to iyana
Isolo he stopped and we were all
gasping for breath both men and women some with pot bellies,
I moved close to him and asked Kini won bere?
He answered "Chelsea ati Arsenal ni,
won ti bere match!"
I fainted.

U don finisih?

la laugh la menstrate

did I laugh? no. I smiled