24 Pictures Only People Who Attended
Nigerian Law School Will Relate To
1. When you see your name on the list and you’ve
been posted to your choice campus.
YES!!!
2. When you meet Bar 1 students during
registration and orientation week, including those
who attended Uni in Benin Republic speaking with
British accent.
How though?
3. When you get to class in week 2 and see all the
textbooks people already have.
Hian! Didn’t we all just resume?
4. When you wear your favorite white shirt and
class gets cancelled.
What a waste.
5. When they send you back home because your
shirt is off-white not snow-white.
Can you not?
6. You, whenever you hear “snap test”.
Hay God!
7. Whenever Lagos students heard “Ijesha, pass
the mic.”
NLS Horror Story: Microphones
8. When you get to see all the girls in their natural
state for law dinner.
Wow!
9. When week 13 reaches and you find out half the
books you bought were a waste of money.
See money I could have used to eat.
10. Whenever you have to say “as the court
pleases” to that demon Judge.
Even if they are insulting you.
11. When the firm you get posted to tells you to
that you need to do a test before they can accept
you.
What is this stress?
12. You, thinking about how you’re going to fill your
log book.
God, epp me.
13. When portfolio assessment season approaches
and you start hearing “Fail portfolio assessment
and you won’t get called to the Bar.”
Let’s hear word.
14. You, calculating Scale of Charges and
Accounting and wondering what Further Maths is
doing inside Law.
Is this my life?
15. When everyone starts remembering God 3
weeks to bar finals.
Oh! You can pray now?
16. When finals are close and you’re still getting
confused by ‘in the north vs in the south, in Lagos
vs in Abuja, PCL vs CA, CPA vs CPC’
I’m dead.
17. When you remember that you are expected to
memorize everything and you begin to have a
panic attack.
Jehovah!
18. When one lawyer comes to give a speech about
how “Bar finals are not that serious…”
Better leave this place.
19. When bar final week finally reaches and there is
a paper fixed for everyday.
You people are mad.
20. When you remember after your Criminal
litigation paper that the answer you wrote was for
Civil litigation.
It’s all over.
21. When you remember ‘your lowest grade is what
you graduate with’ and you begin to calculate your
future.
Chineke!
22. When you hear that they have released results.
It can’t be.
23. When you get the liver to check and see that
you and your guys passed.
Time to go and buy wig and gown.
24. When you can now proudly respond to ‘D LAW’,
‘D BARR’ and ‘COUNSEL’!
Finally!

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