Nairalanders : Who heat epp ??

mhiz:
Lol,. Buhari: I'm travelling to Russia to import snow back to Nigeria.

Hi miss!

BuddhaPalm:

Buhari: "Ze weather is fery kwarrapt".

why why why is he even in Nigeria

Wright22:


And you call yourself bright? You the a complete opposite. You really think that's funny?

and you cal yourself right? You're the complete opposite

Femi Falana, SAN.: Going by the provisions of both the 1999 Constitution and the UN Charter on Human Rights, this heat is a gross violation of citizens' rights.

Fashola: Actually, I'm as concerned, nay confused as you all are.The heat is so much so that even my children in the united states are having heat rashes all over their bodies.But the federal ministry of power under my watch ,will correct this mistake done by the past administration,by turning this heat into heat of combustion via thermal pipelines for the generation of 100000mega watts of electricity by may 29,2019

And Fashola will be like " My children are also suffering from the heat" From AC car to AC room! Nah your children ain't suffering shit!

jjwaterfalls:
The aregbesola part really got me laughing

wow u so beautiful!

Wicked comments everywhere

Oh my God..

and femi fani kayode will be like - it's the fulani herdsmen that are bringing the heat from the north under the pretense of bringing cows.

Fayose will be like let's distribute handfans to the whole Nigerian population.

Orubebe will be like ' we can't take this. If there 'll be heat, let it be proportional. How can the eastern parts be hotter than the northern parts. apc has manipulated the heat'

Make I no talk wetin obahiagon or mama peace go talk.

Sijo01:

I can't believe am laughing out real loud
Nigerians always turning every situations to comedy.

and it's sad that we do so.When are we going to be serious?

freedom96:
and it's sad that we do so.When are we going to be serious?

chill dude. It's just us creating a lively situation out of this.
tHe one concentrating hard while preparing his assignment won't necessarily produce better content than the one laughing while at it.

mhiz:
Lol,.
Buhari: I'm travelling to Russia to import snow back to Nigeria.

travelling to Russia or West Germany ?

And what is Dangote doing on the list? Is he a politician?

CharlieMaria:
Please someone should help a brother write it out my phone can't view it.

I no get work today so...

" ask a Nigerian politician what they think about this heat.
Journalist :what are your thoughts on this heat nigerians are conplaining about, and what is the government doing about it?

LaI Mohammed : this is the result of pdp's misrule, they stole the ozone layer.

Femi adeshina : Mr president promised us change, and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change.

Akinwumi ambode: we have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air condition across the lagos skyline.

Ibe kachikwu: I assure you that all this heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th may.

Bukola saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him out of my love for nigeria, and thats why they're witch hunting me.

Goodluck jonathan: the heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

Adams oshiomole: ngozi okonjo- iweala stole the N100 billion meant for heat control research


Nasir elrufai: We are in talk with general electric to see how they cant generate power for jaduna in this heat.

Rauf aregbesola: I have just approved payment of January salary so that osun workers can buy hand fan.

Aliko dangote: next week we are commissioning the dangote fan factory, by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.

Ben Murray Bruce - *tweets* when NairNairweera is weak and inflation is high automatically there 'll be Heat. This is common sense.

Ngozi okonjo iweala: Under the last administration there was no political will to adress climate change. "

The end.

enieme:

chill dude. It's just us creating a lively situation out of this.
tHe one concentrating hard while preparing his assignment won't necessarily produce better content than the one laughing while at it.

Hmm....I rest my case.

BuddhaPalm:


Buhari: "Ze weather is fery kwarrapt".

lmaoooo

olamixx:
and why am i not laughing?

You problems are more than the the joke.
You see
There's nothing anybody can do to help you laugh
Not a single nairalander
Except Baba God

Kpelle!

Fayose nko?
This is so not fair. Why will the lunatic that torments APC n bubu not allowed to comment?
Very unfair.

Dicksonokeke:
When you ask a Nigerian politician whats there take on the heat

Pic of the day Bro

Raji fashola : In d fullness of time, Nigerians will come to realise dat d heat is not as a result of systemic failure but blessing in disguise.

Buhari: 16 years of PDP corruption that caused this heat cannot be reduced in one year. And we have identified three areas; insecurity, corruption end faawa. (that man sabi ansa off point eeehn)

enieme:
Oh my God..

and femi fani kayode will be like - it's the fulani herdsmen that are bringing the heat from the north under the pretense of bringing cows.

Fayose will be like let's distribute handfans to the whole Nigerian population.

Orubebe will be like ' we can't take this. If there 'll be heat, let it be proportional. How can the eastern parts be hotter than the northern parts. apc has manipulated the heat'

Make I no talk wetin obahiagon or mama peace go talk.

lolz. He will be like"we will not take it!!! The heat is partial!!! The heat is tribalistic...!"

Dicksonokeke:
When you ask a Nigerian politician whats there take on the heat

Kachikwu,Ambode,Oshiomole killed it

tollytexy:
Lalasticlala..For moving this shitty topic to FP.. obama be like

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST.....

san316:
lolz. He will be like"we will not take it!!! The heat is partial!!! The heat is tribalistic...!"

lol. Act obahiagon na.

OP...The kwani weed wey you dey shack and otueke ogorogo no epp you oh...

This is so madly hilarious...

enieme:

lol. Act obahiagon na.

Abeg ooo. Don't wanna break my screen with kum gaga ho haha o.

GasAndOilTheory:
what will TB Joshua say ?

He will say: l have already seen it in vision and prphesised there will be intense heat but no one took heed..Now see? even fashola's kids have heat rashes all over their body...

shalom....

enieme:

I no get work today so...

" ask a Nigerian politician what they think about this heat.
Journalist :what are your thoughts on this heat nigerians are conplaining about, and what is the government doing about it?

LaI Mohammed : this is the result of pdp's misrule, they stole the ozone layer.

Femi adeshina : Mr president promised us change, and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change.

Akinwumi ambode: we have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air condition across the lagos skyline.

Ibe kachikwu: I assure you that all this heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th may.

Bukola saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him out of my love for nigeria, and thats why they're witch hunting me.

Goodluck jonathan: the heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

Adams oshiomole: ngozi okonjo- iweala stole the N100 billion meant for heat control research


Nasir elrufai: We are in talk with general electric to see how they cant generate power for jaduna in this heat.

Rauf aregbesola: I have just approved payment of January salary so that osun workers can buy hand fan.

Aliko dangote: next week we are commissioning the dangote fan factory, by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.

Ben Murray Bruce - *tweets* when NairNairweera is weak and inflation is high automatically there 'll be Heat. This is common sense.

Ngozi okonjo iweala: Under the last administration there was no political will to adress climate change. "

The end.

lols Thanks Sweet heart.

Dlionsheart:

You problems are more than the the joke. You see There's nothing anybody can do to help you laugh Not a single nairalander Except Baba God
Kpelle!

it seems you are high

HERSLEY:
Lmao!....... Wondering what bubu would say. Modified... O my! He said: "Ze weather is fery kwarrapt".

Lwkmd u are not serious ..hehehehe