I love wearing traditional attire esp when attending seminars and conferences as my colleagues find them unique. But recently I've discovered most of the pants torn after being worn twice or thrice!
Could it be the tailor's fault or is it rats and roaches?

Maybe d menstrual pad weh u dey wear too much. Try reduce am abi u dey get heavy flow. Even rat or cockroach fit trace the aroma come

Lmao,@the comment above

rexbuton:
I love wearing traditional attire esp when attending seminars and conferences as my colleagues find them unique. But recently I've discovered most of the pants torn after being worn twice or thrice!
Could it be the tailor's fault or is it rats and roaches?

Do you keep fried meat from parties in your pocket! No offence.

nigeriancritic1:
Do you keep fried meat from parties in your pocket! No offence.

Of course not ! why would someone do that?

rexbuton:
Of course not ! why would someone do that?

Confess!!!

nigeriancritic1:

Confess!!!

okay.. I actually take meat from diners but I don't put them in my pocket, wrapped in serviettes, they always end up with my driver.

lmaoooo @radicallyblunt, cracking me up like broken glass.

rexbuton:

okay.. I actually take meat from diners but I don't put them in my pocket, wrapped in serviettes, they always end up with my driver.

From your signature. You do good jobs at parties.

nigeriancritic1:
From your signature. You do good jobs at parties.

The quote is a favorite from Haile Selassie. Parties are boring

rexbuton:

The quote is a favorite from Haile Selassie. Parties are boring

Who is Haile Selassie in history. Which job he finished?

nigeriancritic1:

Who is Haile Selassie in history. Which job he finished?

Haile Selassie was a man who was told by his father's second wife that he could not make it in life and would never buy a car, but he struggled so hard and fought for his rights and that of his family against govt oppression. it was he who invented Colour

nigeriancritic1:
Which job he finished?

He finished building the first storey building in Chicago

rexbuton:


Haile Selassie was a man who was told by his father's second wife that he could not make it in life and would never buy a car, but he struggled so hard and fought for his rights and that of his family against govt oppression. it was he who invented Colour

Ha!!! You murdered history. Haile selassie was the emperor of ethiopia-abbysinnia in the 60s

rexbuton:


Haile Selassie was a man who was told by his father's second wife that he could not make it in life and would never buy a car, but he struggled so hard and fought for his rights and that of his family against govt oppression. it was he who invented Colour

Ha!!! You murdered history. He was the emperor of backward ethiopia in the 60s

but how we wan know na?

nigeriancritic1:

Ha!!! You murdered history. Haile selassie was the emperor of ethiopia-abbysinnia in the 60s

You don't mean it! That means he was really a rich man... And the machinations of his evil step mom didn't come to fruition afterall

jashar:
but how we wan know na?

I thought I'd find someone with a similar experience

the best thread so far and comments I read it like 20 times

forghon:
the best thread so far and comments I read it like 20 times

Any notable ones?

rexbuton:
I love wearing traditional attire esp when attending seminars and conferences as my colleagues find them unique. But recently I've discovered most of the pants torn after being worn twice or thrice!
Could it be the tailor's fault or is it rats and roaches?

Funny topic.

Love your dp girl. What's the story behind it? Pray do tell...

Anyway, back to the "issue" on hand - it could be that the seams of your pants weren't securely sewn in and are coming apart or loose. On the other hand, it could be that either your pants are a size or two too small for you, or you've put on weight.

My dear go nd c ur pastor m serious

EfemenaXY:


Funny topic.

Love your dp girl. What's the story behind it? Pray do tell...

Anyway, back to the "issue" on hand - it could be that the seams of your pants weren't securely sewn in and are coming apart or loose. On the other hand, it could be that either your pants are a size or two too small for you, or you've put on weight.

But I'm a guy nah..


the pants actually tear.. I've decided that they are too tight


My Dp is about Portuguese Visitors to Benin in around the 15th century. Easy to infer from their dresses.

You've got really pretty legs too

rexbuton:


But I'm a guy nah..


the pants actually tear.. I've decided that they are too tight


My Dp is about Portuguese Visitors to Benin in around the 15th century. Easy to infer from their dresses.

You've got really pretty legs too

Ah! My bad...

Re: Portuguese visitors to Benin 15th century - I'll read up on that. Thanks for the info.

rexbuton:


Haile Selassie was a man who was told by his father's second wife that he could not make it in life and would never buy a car, but he struggled so hard and fought for his rights and that of his family against govt oppression. it was he who invented Colour

Damn, why my man?...why?

You just trivialized the story of one of the greatest military strategists to ever come out of Africa.




Hint:
Ras Tafari

crackhaus:

Damn, why my man?...why?

You just trivialized the story of one of the greatest military strategists to ever come out of Africa.




Hint:
Ras Tafari

Are you suggesting that he did Marijuana?

rexbuton:


Are you suggesting that he did Marijuana?

Lol, he was also known as Ras Tafari...which is where I think the Jamaican reggae genre got the term 'Rastafarian' from.

I guess you must have heard this song before, but here are the lyrics to 'Addis Ababa' by Jamaican reggae artiste 'Culture' - he was entirely singing praises of King Haile Selassie after smoking ganja of course...


******
There is a land far, far away
It's called Addis Ababa
There is a land far, far away
It's called Addis Ababa

The ruler of that land
Which is far away
His name is King Selassie
King of Kings and Lord of Lords
The ruler of that land
Which is in the east
His name is King Selassie
Hear me when I say, yeah

There is a land far, far away
It's called Addis Ababa
There is a land far, far away
It's called Addis Ababa - Jah!
(..)

Babylon them, they want to take away
The Ark of the Covenant from ya
The Ark of the Covenant
Cannot be taken away
From Addis Ababa, respect!

There is a land far, far away
It's called Addis Ababa
Hear me when I say
There is a land far, far away
It's called Addis Ababa
King of Kings and Lord of Lords
Ruler of creation
His name is King Selassie

Mussolini tried to invade Ethiopia
But the Conqueror
His name is King Selassie
Rule and respect!

There is a land far, far away
It's called Addis Ababa
Chant with I and say
There is a land far, far away
It's called Addis Ababa

Wonders of the world
The great River Nile
Is found there in Africa
The great treasure of Axum
Axum of Zion
It's found there in Africa..

Very well then..

He is also referred to as Jah. That's one reason I don't understand why people shorten Jehovaah to Jah. Some Ethiopians actually worship him.

@crackhaus, nice lyrics.

would it be appropriate to refer to NATIVE trousers as pants? cos I can see people mistaking the OP for a female.

Ioannes:
would it be appropriate to refer to NATIVE trousers as pants? cos I can see people mistaking the OP for a female.

Trousers are pants abi..

rexbuton:

Trousers are pants abi..

Yeah, well Americans refer to trousers as pants.