vickzie:
IMAGINARY HUSBAND: ONE THAT IS CARING, LOVING, SEXY, GENTLE, RICH, GODFEARING, HONEST, HANDSOME, UNDERSTANDING, ADORABLE, RESPONSIBLE, NICE . CONTINUE WAITING, JESUS IS COMING SOON

goingape:
no you change your mindset.

you were initially in a man's peniis before you were conceive. 50-50

WOMEN of NOWADAYS are not respecting men and you want we men to respect a woman

like I said before! I came out of only one woman and is that WOMAN I respect, any other woman can go and eat a grass all I care.

is like saying you want me to respect a woman who open her yansh for every Tom and Jerry. and also respect an adulterous WOMAN!

not every woman deserve respect and many deserve to be treated like goat.

herbie27:
I didn't come out of a man's pee bt from a woman's V for the record.

You must nt respect every woman jst as u've listed ur reasons bt that ur initial comment is disrespectful to the female sex cos all women are nt the same and you obviously have a gf.

igbokwesampson:
Yhello fellow nairalanders , how are guys doing? its weekend again and hope your week was fruitful? despite the harsh economy, there is still need to enjoy your life as the future is promising especially with God on the steering. Though am not an authority in this field like Tosin2much, i present to you 10 category of husband you will most likely find in Nigeria , enjoy your weekend
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Nigeria gals will fancy number 10, but they prefer number 9[b][/b].

1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.


2: ACIDIC HUSBAND. Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous

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3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends. na this group they like other ppls wife pass their own, them the carry family matter come social media . hmmm


5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy, doesn't consider wife's emotions, doesn't make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humor.


6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.

7: PARASITE HUSBAND. Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife's money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities, e.g Doro husb and, i no talk anything oooo

8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.


9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them. hmmmm nija politicians dey for this group


10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.


feel free to add yours , HAPPY WEEKEND

goingape:
for the record you came out of a man's pee and through intercourse and goes through a woman's V and let comes out.

let say I once had a gf and through that gf I know how you WOMEN behave and how ya act greedy.


all women are thesame just that some have repented from that nature while some (if not most )still behave like a goat who think the world revolve around them.

herbie27:
That ur gf must have hurt you really bad such is life and hope u find the right one. We all have been hurt at some point of our lives by the ones we love, all you need do is to move on cos there is always that one God has designed for you.

God created us wit different personalities male or female so one person's act shldn't make u make derogatory comments abt a sex.

Shit happens.

goingape:
what if you have made that same mistake twice?

herbie27:
It still doesn't mean there is no good one.

Let me say at some point i decided nt to go out wit any guy cos of hw cynical men are bt surprising i fell for some1 and now am grateful i walked out of my ex and grateful for meeting who am with now.

goingape:
and later did the same thin your ex did, will you still be grateful?


we are dynamic in nature and do change with time. just look for instance Beyonce and her lemonade stuff! was she not the one claim her man is this and that?

herbie27:
U don't have to compare ur relationship wit other's.

If he does wat my ex did i will still move on.

goldbim:
Nice write up tho..Seems I've read this in one of Dr olukoya's books....jst saying tho.

goingape:
and if you still move on you will have a preconceive notion that all men are thesame.

goingape:
I came out of only one woman and I respect her! but the rest WOMEN I know I didn't came out from.
those rest can go and eat some grass all I care!

ulaa:
I have the audio tape_ CHOOSING YOUR LIFE PARTNER. By Dr. D. K. Olukoya.

Spanner4:



My broda take it easy with her na I beg of u.

Pls don't generalize this issue pls my man

RalphTheToner:
11. TEEBILLZ HUSBAND: the husband that loves and frequents edible catering services,that borrows 45m,inhales cocaine,jumps 4rm a baby mama to a promiscious celeb,post abts suicide on IG & expects the world to cum n save him.

SANDOSKI:





Lol... Found me ke?.... ....
*whispers into his ears, do you base in Qatar

Hehehehe

ayokellany:


Hilarious, is Qatar another name for Uyo because it's boldly stated on your profile that you are in Uyo so therefore if you are in Uyo I live in Eket but if we are to proceed to international representation of our localities and you my dear happen to be living in Qatar, madam I dey Dubai "UAE", just a stone throw from you. Local or foreign I do not see you escaping my net and like I stated earlier I found you.