ol boy that was my sch , I graduated 1999 , with all these stories same till today.?, Enugu state govt naa wahhh oooo .put that sch in order naaa

This happens in all Nigerian Federal and state Universities, Polytechnics and College of Education. Some are worse than others.

oh my God, i cnt stop laughing....

To get an IMT girl just have food , water , fan in ur room . N u can be sure of home service

bikefab:
Hehehehe...that number. 5 got me cracking. 042 for life.

I refuse to scroll back and check number 5 am too lazy for that .. lol

Nothing like night class in IMT

You are damn so true bro. I graduated a Complete Scientist. It was weird but fun. Not meant for Dull and lazy students. Even if you are Dull and Lazy, only time will teach you the Opposite. IMT/CS/H12/****. We rocked

sweetboiy:


1 You will ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they haven’t started…only for you to get to
the library and find out they
have a permanent seat.

2 If you think true love and a virgin is the only thing that is hard to find, try
looking for your Academic Adviser, HOD or Director when you need his signature on a form or on your file.

3 In IMT you don’t need to go far for any workman. right in your lodge, you have student(s) that is/are electrician, painter, carpenter, designer, plumber and even intra-campus keke driver.

4 IMT Computer Science students can configure free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone and install whatsapp on their room televisions.

5 You get to class as early as 6.30am especially in ur ND1 First Semester only to see that all seats have been occupied with bags, lip-sticks, books and other belongings. You start asking yourself if ghosts are offered admission too.

6 You have already prepared food but to eat it is another obstacle because you
are already late for lectures.

7 Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Tear a sheet of paper for your quiz, turns to the board to write but before he turns back, the class is full to the brim.

8 Come to Night Class during exams, you will see different levels of
reading -scaning, skimming, jaking, craming and lots more.

9 It’s always funny when exam
supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many
students suddenly develop that
super-human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds.

10 IMT girls have different categories of boy friends viz Quiz boy friend, Exam Boyfriend, Agbugbu Joint Boyfriend, Assignment Boyfriend and even Keke driver Boyfriend.

11 IMT lecturers can teach on Saturdays, Student’s week, Ash Wednesdays and even on December.

12 Inside campus, you will see tens of students with nicknames like 001, Rector, HOD, Campus 1, Campus 3, PaPa, Configure e.t.c.

IMT sweet die!

Dat destiny ruining skool. Don't ask how i know cos its my alma mata. Dubious place to acquire a degree of any form.

wendycindy:
Not only IMT, but almost all the universities. And ploytechniques.

Madam, which school did u attend...your spelling of Polytechnic got me LOL

I can relate with most of these. Something always intrigued me back then in IMT. If you've got any electrical repairs to fix you can count on the Mass Communication students to do it for you. We used to call them Mass Comm Engineers. The EE students were only called upon when it gets beyond the scope of the mass comm guys.

Proudly Societe.

042.

But what have they achieved so far?

mooremoney:
What is IMT?

International Monetary/Mooremoney Transfer

that's my school, all post are correct. lol!!!!

Sunexy:
Which IMT? Is it the one in Enugu? If it is, the op is a joker

Lolsss. that's the same question am asking ... In fact the guy must be an ND1 student

OP you talk true
Repping IMT


let me add my own
When it is a must u will buy their textbook before submitting your assignment or quiz

My Alma Mata! O boy I flex that school steady till I grad from Banking and Finance Dept.Shows,Concerts,Jamz,Picnics,Chicks of all shape and Size most important with a gud result and a nice intelligent brain..lol

Witty, fun-provoking and well punctuated in a not-boring way. You certainly changed the narrow lane in which I view IMT students. Kudos, bro!

onoslove:
Oh IMT, the school that took away my colour, fat and beauty. I could relate with 2, 5 and 7. Left over six years ago. I just hope the school is wearing a good look now. Back then, it was apology. Will be there few weeks time to pick my certificate.

@bolded...hope say the school no follow take ur v*******y join...oops!

@OP, indeed you are the Son of the Soil.!!!
I WILL FOREVER REP IMT (Enugu)
Thats my school,!!!... Thanks so much for this Thread!!!

Everything is Truth!!!... ...
Welcome to IMT where, All students are Dogged, Determined,
Corrosive, Innovative, and Supportive!!
its only One ''IMT ENUGU''

I Remain Comr. Ikenna Nwafor,
The Incumbent Chief Clerk IMT NAPS Parliament!!.
An Authority in Mass Communication!!!.

@OP, i sight you. thanks for reping well.!

leokinguch:




Madam, which school did u attend...your spelling of Polytechnic got me LOL

. She went to school in France.

1. changing of teller to receipt can take u a whole month.
2. man o war can use ur head.
3. okpa and abacha wth fish head can get u as many babes as.
4. dare 2 fail introduction to sociology taught by ikeyi...
5. igwe of imt assumes more power than d rector
6. naakiss(akwa ibom) cultural day was d best. (i was d president then)
7. heat, sun and trekking were like triplets
8. you may add ur own...

My alma mata.

IMT bu go di ebee ano, 042 n' ewete kwa oku! #gwaa zi kwa ndi ogbe unu!

sluk:
1. changing of teller to receipt can take u a whole month.

2. man o war can use ur head.

3. okpa and abacha wth fish head can get u as many babes as.

4. dare 2 fail introduction to sociology taught by ikeyi...

5. igwe of imt assumes more power than d rector

6. naakiss(akwa ibom) cultural day was d best. (i was d president then)

7. heat, sun and trekking were like triplets

8. you may add ur own...

my brother...you are very correct

ProfJournalism:
@OP, indeed you are the Son of the Soil.!!!
I WILL FOREVER REP IMT (Enugu)
Thats my school,!!!... Thanks so much for this Thread!!!

Everything is Truth!!!... ...
Welcome to IMT where, All students are Dogged, Determined,
Corrosive, Innovative, and Supportive!!
its only One ''IMT ENUGU''

I Remain Comr. Ikenna Nwafor,
The Incumbent Chief Clerk IMT NAPS Parliament!!.
An Authority in Mass Communication!!!.

@OP, i sight you. thanks for reping well.!

wow...a lot of Naira landers in IMT....

Nah dat school get smoker,u go see young guy come dey buy weed.

Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Tear a sheet of paper for your
quiz, turns to the board to write but before he
turns back, the class is full to the brim.

This got me lol....op you rep wella.

Proudly a Civilian Product...Greatest Civil Engineering Dept. #2009...

IMT is the school that will teach you how to start making money in your profession even before you graduate.

I and my friends was getting some small building contract as an undergraduate.... I call that school military school.
042 for life.....

1. IMT girls will call you names like Sweet, boo, daddy, bae...especially when they needed ur help

2. IMT girls will only call you to confirm if there is any lecturer in class

3. IMT lecturers will tell you, 3k last you are final year students... una know now

4. Our RECTOR is working.. and the road that leads to campus 3 is under construction for nearly 3years

5. IMT lecturers can postpone quiz ehn...even when you write the quiz they will still confuse you with grammar...especially ENGLISH LANGUAGE

6. In IMT hostel guys be like bros how far this your food make sense for eye oh...d food go make sense for mouth also

7. IMT freshers be joining Man''o war so that they can cook and tidy any babe in the hostel...Indiana hostel to be precise

8. IMT babes can speak igbo when it comes to gossip but not all of them can speak good english during lectures

9. Students start paying their school fee.. few days towards exam

10. In IMT whenever you compliment somebody.. you must hear names like, onyi isi, oga boss, chairman, daddy, baba, mpa, ezigbo mmadu etc..

11. If you think school is fun try IMT...

onoslove:
Oh IMT, the school that took away my colour, fat and beauty. I could relate with 2, 5 and 7. Left over six years ago. I just hope the school is wearing a good look now. Back then, it was apology. Will be there few weeks time to pick my certificate.

Good. Left 07/08 set.

Its like that in every school na......nawa for u and try to b original too cos dis same ryt up don trend finish for whatsapp sha

sweetboiy:

Op,

This is basically what obtains in most public tertiary institutions in Nigeria, not just IMT.

But I love the humor of exaggeration.



Just Donelli