These are the reasons why every logical thinking person should discard evolution




1. I dont like the fact that humans evolved from apes


2. Because I don't realize that saying "microevolution is possible but macroevolution isn't" is as stupid as saying "I can pick my nose for one second but I cannot pick it for 10 seconds."

3. Because we havent yet evolved


4.Because science has yet to produce any transitional species… except for the magnitudinous numbers of them found in the fossil record which don't count
Because science has yet to produce any transitional species… except for the magnitudinous numbers of them found in the fossil record which don't count5.

5. Because the theory of evolution (which, according to scientists, perfectly explains the richness and diversity of life on Earth) contradicts biblical literalism… ya know, flat Earth with a firmament that keeps out the water, talking snakes, people rising from the dead, bats are birds, flamey talking bushes, virgin births, food appearing out of nowhere, massive bodies of water turning into blood… etc etc.


6. My pastor told me evolution is wrong.


7.Because the idea that life evolved naturally over billions of years is infinitely less believable than the idea that an 800 year old man crammed two of every species into a giant wooden boat when the entire planet flooded, an event for which there is absolutely no geological evidence whatsoever and also makes no fucking sense at all.

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[quote author=urahara post=45266884]These are the reasons why every logical thinking person should discard evolution




1. I dont like the fact that humans evolved from apes


2. Because I don't realize that saying "microevolution is possible but macroevolution isn't" is as stupid as saying "I can pick my nose for one second but I cannot pick it for 10 seconds."

3. Because we havent yet evolved


4.Because science has yet to produce any transitional species… except for the magnitudinous numbers of them found in the fossil record which don't count
Because science has yet to produce any transitional species… except for the magnitudinous numbers of them found in the fossil record which don't count5.

5. Because the theory of evolution (which, according to scientists, perfectly explains the richness and diversity of life on Earth) contradicts biblical literalism… ya know, flat Earth with a firmament that keeps out the water, talking snakes, people rising from the dead, bats are birds, flamey talking bushes, virgin births, food appearing out of nowhere, massive bodies of water turning into blood… etc etc.


6. My pastor told me evolution is wrong.


7.Because the idea that life evolved naturally over billions of years is infinitely less believable than the idea that an 800 year old man crammed two of every species into a giant wooden boat when the entire planet flooded, an event for which there is absolutely no geological evidence whatsoever and also makes no fucking sense at all.[/quot
This is so myopic.