One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, ¿Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.¿

The man says, ¿Well, give me some examples.¿



The lady explains, ¿Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me.



If a man fumbles around and can¿t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn¿t for me either.¿

Then she said, ¿How do you unlock your door?¿

The man answered,



"Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock¿¿

@ Romade

i like my man hard and rough.

ok oh small pikin like me wey think say na door una talk about 4 think say u don dey kolo if no be my big auntie sweetliet wey shine light ontop every

shey?

na swear?

abi

if e no commot nko?

most times i lose my keys, so i just break in. Itz quite painful i know

yee break in bawo ah ah

okokomaiko

na wa ooo.

ok, how about, my door is usually open so "come" right in!

@sweetliet
and how old are u

Umm, When i get to the door i use my finger to feel where the key hole is. Then i insert the key gently if stiff i apply i little lubricant and try several times till i get the desired result. Which is to "enter the place". Lol.

Just following in your footsteps.

sweetliet:

i like my man hard and rough.

heheheeeeeeeeeee I no fit laugh sweetlie u too much abeg make una no spoil me jare

Ah Roma where u see me, abi u want teach me? how them they do am sef? cos me hear say when she enter , u go kiss am gently then stroke the bobby smal small , then pull the pant gently , go downn suck gently and make sure say una ready well before u go enter dipp gently , the rest na history na so clem tell me ooooooooo

u av just been unlocked