One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his
apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said,
"Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks
his door."

So the guy says, "Well, give me some examples."

So the girlfriend proceeds to tell him, "Well the first way is, if
a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that
means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me.

Then she said, "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't
seem to find the hole than that means he is inexperienced and that
isn't for me either."

Then she said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"

He then proceeded to say, "Well, first before I do anything else, I
lick the lock."

Luk at ya big head. Bad buoy, i, diot.

@shedo4real


u are new here

fire burn ur ass

i 4 break bottle enter dis computer break ur head

lol it's Don faszy again!!!!!! though av heard it b4, but it's still tight anyway!!!

@shedo4real

i wan beat low sense comot 4 dis guy ass

do am na, abi u be coward?

@don faxy Nice story keep it up.

@don Nice story keep it up.

clemcykul:

do am na, abi u be coward?

point of correction, next time,u let people know u are referin to ur blood relatives in sudan

cmmon shat da fuk up and make sense!

by the way why are so full of sh!t

I wonder oo

no need he knows the sh!t he is made of

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm