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Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Nobody: 9:13am On May 08, 2016
PoeticJazco:

3.) A poor man bleeps but a rich man makes love.
how? expansiate
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by sinceraconcept(m): 9:14am On May 08, 2016
PoeticJazco:
Poor men always use force to do everything.
1.) A poor man signs check with so much power like some one drawing but a rich man just sign check with one or two dot.
2.) A poor man cries to God when praying but a rich man talks to God when praying.
3.) A poor man bleeps but a rich man makes love.
4.) A poor man goes on holiday but a rich man goes on vacation.

Add your own.
5.) A poor man pushes his car to start,a rich man just presses a button on the key
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Amplitron: 9:15am On May 08, 2016
Person get just one account with less that 5k balance inside you dey wander why him dey guard am with like 4 signatures combined?
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by nwanwaoge(m): 9:16am On May 08, 2016
[quote author=EroticAngelina post=45405408]lmao!!! can't blame him. u gat to hold on tight to whatever you have.[/quote....guess u've seen that cartoon with butt on it...@hold on tight to what u've got grin
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Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by muller101(m): 9:16am On May 08, 2016
chumakk:
I cause poverty in your life
see english
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by ivili(m): 9:31am On May 08, 2016
The poor man signature right,no duplicate.
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Reference(m): 9:33am On May 08, 2016
The one on the left bears semblance to mine. Been using that since the age of 7 when the first forms came and hasn't changed much ever since except in the eyes of pesky bank officials when withdrawing. I rather think the one on the left represents people who started out in education and exposure, using hand signature earlier on in life rather than wealth. The one on the left is a child's signature kept over a very long time.
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Nobody: 9:39am On May 08, 2016
...endtime sinasur
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by berrystunn(m): 9:41am On May 08, 2016
JohnsonEmma:
In life, you must start from somewhere before you get to the top. You will never appreciate being rich if you've never had a taste of Been poor. Every struggle is a step forward.

What if passing through poor and die
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by DeFatherforyou(m): 9:42am On May 08, 2016
lala and mydd44 is my friend(condralbede)ban nt over yet,dat dude has been banned for two mnths now...i miss him though.plz pardon d guy.tnx
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Chijosky(m): 9:44am On May 08, 2016
Baba God oo, please dont delay me like bubu delayed Nigerians pls sign my budget..
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by wiZbanky(m): 9:46am On May 08, 2016
queenoflafia:
See lie o
Come see my oga signature you go fear grin
is he a billionaire? I presume no
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by PoeticJazco(m): 9:48am On May 08, 2016
stardragon:

how? expansiate
a poor man does not kiss or do some pre-intimacy like licking his wife if u know what I mean. he just insert his simcard and that's all. he does not care if his wife is enjoying it or not all he care about is to test that skill that he just learnt from one of the numerous porn videos in his phone on his wife who later end up giving birth to a football team
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Adonis3: 9:52am On May 08, 2016
lol
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by mozart1893(m): 9:59am On May 08, 2016
chumakk:
I cause poverty in your life

And I rebuke you..... angry
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by mozart1893(m): 10:01am On May 08, 2016
Praktikals:

But why?

You for no ask...
Na to rebuke an remain.... lipsrsealed

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Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by jamace(m): 10:14am On May 08, 2016
The poor man got to make his siggy strong so that the thieving rich men will not steal the remnant of his sweat.
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Joe4real1988(m): 10:16am On May 08, 2016
Dat poor man's sig can neva b forged i swear. He knws dat if anytyn shud hapen 2 dat moni eeh na die b dat. Datz y he is usin all his strength 2 protect it unlike d rich man. I nor blame d poor man jare
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Flamezreal(m): 10:18am On May 08, 2016
pen is mightier than sword. so the poor used all his might to protect the little change in his account grin
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Lionsclaw: 10:20am On May 08, 2016
Reason is cos the rich man has so many issues to worry about and signature is the list of his worries. But the poor man's concern is how to properly secure all that cash cos that is about all he's got
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by csbrown(m): 10:36am On May 08, 2016
queenoflafia:
See lie o
Come see my oga signature you go fear grin

Oya oga no get money naa
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by hatchy(f): 10:41am On May 08, 2016
Laff wan kill me.
No be small,poor people seem to struggle for everything.When he eats in an occasion,he eats up to four or five plates of food at once.You will notice them in buffet when they will pick moi moi,rice,beans,chicken,beef,okra soup,ogbono soup,amala,eba,fufu all in one big bowl.
Drinks? ha ha ha! origin,big stout,star,malt,bottle water,alomo... na wao! Poverty na real disease.

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Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by bankyblue(m): 10:57am On May 08, 2016
gsparks01:
they gave u form to sign, u kom cancel the paper with ur signature

Looooooolz
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Orikinla(m): 11:08am On May 08, 2016
Joeyjones:
Here's a difference.
grin grin grin grin
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by ogene70: 11:38am On May 08, 2016
lol, that signature looks like those you see in kano state.
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by heffem(m): 11:57am On May 08, 2016
chumakk:
I cause poverty in your life
.... Come again!
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by kwyllancy: 12:06pm On May 08, 2016
[quote author=talk2alabama post=45405299]Signature be like Arabic design grin[/]


Poor man life so so wahala......
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Taiye4Christ(m): 12:20pm On May 08, 2016
Some people be signing and asking for extra sheets!
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by bigx(m): 12:26pm On May 08, 2016
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Nobody: 12:31pm On May 08, 2016
LMAO! smiley
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by Emmxyl(m): 12:48pm On May 08, 2016
Very funny
Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by agbonkamen(f): 12:55pm On May 08, 2016
UltraSphinx:

5.) the poor man gulps down palmwine from a jug, while the rich sips coffee from a mug
6.) the poor man has "low" sperm count, the rich has "high" blood pressure - basketmouth 2009
7.) the rich man will buy something and tell the seller to keep the change, but the poor man will buy something on credit and expect the seller to tell him to keep the change 8.) the rich man sees a cashew that has been half-eaten on the tree-top by a bird as unhealthy, but a poor man sees that same cashew as the sweetest variety....
I REST MY CASE
Una get mouth sha

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