RIDICULOUS QUOTES FROM OUR LEADERS (1) " Your fore-father will go to Jail " Gbenga Daniel to Obasanjo (2). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014) (3). "You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Rep (4). "How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010) (5). "We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009) (6). “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010) (7). "If I dont contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" -President Goodluck Jonathan (. "God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang (9). "President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in the World"- AGF Micheal Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'A dua (10). "Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria.” – Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo (11). “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012) (12). "I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira. – Atiku Abubakar (2005) (13). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attack is everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ (14). "Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014) Copied@coolfm96.9

Nice one OP. Some leaders are just comedians ah swear.

Most notable:
I founded dis skul 4 masses & d skul fees is N850,000 - Atiku

Nigerians don't panic, terrorists attacks are everywhere and maybe its our turn -GEJ. . Ogogoro na bastard

I can c camera pple. R they going 2 televise us alive? PEJ
Like husband like wife.

@OP. Give spaces btw d quotes. They lookd jam-packed.
Lai Mohammed's masquerade jobs quote is missing on dat list