well since the permanent closure of hybrids thread ie ''the freestyle lounge'' ,, it is necessary to have another freestyle thread that will be devoid of curses. i hereby welcome nairalanders to my freestyle thread titled :

ofoka's freestyle country- the new school legend of the nairaland freestylers

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS. LET THE REAL HEADS COME IN TO FREESTYLE WITHOUT FIGHTING !

ONLY THOSE WHO SEE OPPORTUNITIES BEFORE THEY OPEN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT . LETS GET IT POPPIN!

LET ME OPEN THE FREESTYLE FLOOR, AIMLESS PUNCHLINES AT ANYONE WHO FEELS HE GOT IT .

twinkel twinkle little rappers/nairaland rappers where you at?
their flows on slim fast/ofoka the flaming viper /who else is known to drop rhymes this phat!?
none other /fake mcs wanna bust like me/ remember one thing! there is no one like me
battling me / not in ur lifetime/ me losing to anyone / thats not likely!
punchlines goes out first to p-teckprick/ nigga got his priick on heat
metaphorical giant /bleeding blood on fake homos/ my sweat leaves u bereaved !
i heard bamysle and prince 82 were battling all i saw was over-forced multis
am a loud motherfcuker like frijos./ reason why ?i got the rapper they call vector!
sure thing / i got the nairaland game playing/even if u watch nagin u still wouldnt spit venom!
ask about me / ofoka bitch / thats what they now call me / cuzz i Bleep rappers for free everyday
mgs style/am only making room for ibime/ the rest of u must take sniper shots like liquid snake
they all look like preys/better pray /ofoka is d greatest lyrical vulture/
is coming wit the predator's rhyme[b] structure[/b]
my multis come to end ur reign like rapture /
giving ur lungs seizure/so ur life will end like gabry's lecture!
like icerberg slim this aint even the final assasination/
its just a warning shot to all rap nations
cuzz if any of u fake mcs test my style / them am releasing a new track like mi
reason why ? cuzz somebody certainly wants to  die!

ofoka c'mon,you know i got it ,no goffing/my flows keep rotating,i've got bicycle kicks like liu king/
on the thread,im the source of heat , the part of the fire that's the blue flame
/, go ahead light a candle, can u c d blue flame?
my dicks on heat,i Bleep with yur mind and lay[i] tech's[/i] on your brain
with more sick beats than the heart in your chest can retain!
ofoka's country?who died and made you king
if this was soccer,you'd be your second favourite team
cuz i dont mean to brag,but to me you're what a dwarf to a giant is,
a walkover,hold a bible and lets see you try denying this
you losing to anyone is unlikely!/you're weak with skinny arms,you can't fight me/
this is a lance spar,adjust your horse slightly/and who knows,lucky you just might be/, i got your hopes up,your peeps telln u just do it like nike/
but to graze me,you'll need more than a miracle/
pump you full of holes leave you breathing through spiracles/
im not the type of dude with whom you wanna trade subliminals/
i'll lock you bhind my bars forever like a 25 to life criminal
Bleep it im'a stand up for the other n**s too
just for the fun of it,use u for target and have my shots kissing you
you the dude called vector/i tie you to my horse and drag u round like achilles did hector
going against prince 82/he'll leave you a weak Bleep;that means you only give lazy screws/
i don't know much bout bamsyle/but 1 line from him will kill your whole goddamn style/watch me launch projectiles at this crazy infantile/you bring more threads than textiles,but u still got an infant's style/
there's no assasination,you're just shooting blanks
you might learn smtn if you drown in my flows, so get off the ship and walk the plank/you fucking skank nice 1 sha

p.s. if yiour beats are sick i'll get at you and lets see if we can make history!

@pyro-pussinik  aka p-pricknik 

LESSON 1 ----THE DISGRACE OF PYRO-PUSSI-NIK

my freestyle is off the top like a female breast
ask jamaicans/ofoka is the one bob marley dreads
p-technik or p-pricnik ur so full of empty threats
ur similar to H_J/ur nose is pointed but u can never inject
ur light weight/ am heavy like an elephant
am a full grown man/ ur just a new born infant
infact/ the fat on ur wifes phat ass will leave ur face flat
cuzz she throws all and sundry in ur mouth when u givin head
who is in the lead /the name ofoka pops in wit Creed
the only time ur in the lead is when they squeeze u in a pencil
freestyling rhymes with no utensils/ ur just a slut like lucille
like am big brother africa / ur gettin followed up and down wit cameras
am rocking chux / the punk ass p-pricknik is dying to wear aba made canvas
i told u am the king /hand it to me or i will snatch my crown
u know why?cuzz ur a nairaland clown / no wonder u got a permanent frown!

go ahead,come @ me try to snatch the crown/
u's a bitch like keri hilson ;love knocks you down/
but hate keeps me going
wannabes like you,is part of the reason im so good at flowing
i keep my game tight,you ball out like throwings
underground mc who touches the clouds like boeings
welcome to NL/im the hot dude and,i came to expand hell/
use you bleeping rap babies for research like stem cell
wat the Bleep you know bout kicks?/
all u got is chux?!,i rock loafers that'll get your girl turned on like lesbian Indecency flicks
and if i get followed with cameras/it's cuz im a star n u're an amatuer/
watch the way i damage ya
[me=P.TechnIQ]and the whole camera crew stand around and laugh at ya/[/me]
you wanna hear too much from me,boy i'll leave you deaf
you wanna see too much bout me so i leave you blind
and when i'm done,NL paramedics gon' take what's left
of ofoka's mangled body that i leave behind
you're a judas to this jesus/a temptation to this preacher/
im not adam in the garden,or christ in the wilderness,but like d forbidden fruit i'm gon eat ya
this aint freddy vs jason/and it's not the grand prix like we racing/
wats going down is that im running your life like free masons
you're heavy like an elephant!/that's pretty much irrelevant
/cuz your body weight actually has nufn to do with your intelligence/
i've mastered the art,that's why you nodding your head cuz of my eloquence
wrd up! to prince 82,tech's sayn hello friend!
he wants to battle my flows,but he's drowning at the shallow end
im the beast from the locker of david jones!dude i swallow men
play your role,chiicken out and go follow hens
cuz you can neva beat this dude,even when you're imagining!

@ prince 82,
where do you reside?

Yo Yo Yo
Ho Ho Ho
Mo Mo Mo
Do Do Do

P.TechnIQ:


u's a bitch like keri hilson ;love knocks you down/
you're heavy like an elephant!/that's pretty much irrelevant
/cuz your body weight actually has nufn to do with your intelligence/
wrd up! to prince 82,tech's sayn hello friend!

its pretty obvious dat ur a parasite /the way u feed off each of my lines
am throwing uncountable punchlines like a boxer to send u str8 to the graveyards
my flow is high on drugs /feed on that too. so u can come hard like coke
when am thru wit u / u and ur new boyfriend prince would be left to choke
ur a beast and u swallow / the only thing i saw u swallow is ur own priiick
p-techniq the masturbator/ u were born IMMATURED in d incubator/
ur similar to a ghost /ur an unseen spirit/ my rhymes uplift nairaland souls like an elevator
u call me keri hilson if luv knocks me down /better beleif am coming right back for ur ass
so i can beat u countless times and turn u to a worthless carcass
am an heavyweight champion / ask frank bruno/even tyson cant knock my hustle
reason why? ofoka is the definition of the nairaland's most supreme muscle
i read thru ur 57 line epitomy/ hoping to see a single line to quote and reply to
all i saw was biting and feeding off my lines / p-techniq are u a piranha?? dawg?
listen !/i got ur body close to mine like a bearhug / now ur breathing like a warthug
no homo dawg /ur a cat wit 9lives/ guess what ? i just squeeze the last life outta ya body punk !

REST IN MINUTE PIECES-P-PUSSI-NIK

to correct obvious mistakes is why i make use of your lines
u use your dick to fink n that's why i Bleep with your mind(no homo)
your lines are real weak,you ain't on steroids!
my lines pack more punchlines than the right fist of hellboy/you're the champ! is that what you tell boys?
you must be foolish/cuz your skill my style influenced
/so dnt come here spittin with impudence/or you could end up drained of bodily fluids.
i shine down on you potted plant but it dnt bring about photosynthesis
it kills more dudes than the rate of juvenile delinquency
your lines are a waste of thread space,there's nufn there to interest me
my flows 100 percent alchoholic,you're just a malta guiness g
if i was a pack of indomie and you was hungry,you still won't finish me
i dont have 9 lives, i'm an immortal/a hustler like cassidy,my flows get u full frontal
i kick it off the head,your rhyme comes from your scrotal/
bring out the lady in you,when i put the words to yo head
make you fall in love with me,and Bleep you till you cum on the thread

ama keep coming at u like an hermaphrodite wit two dicks
my flows phat/ urs slimmer than tooth pick
ama do something u can never attempt in ur 7 lifetime, ama end my flows wit -ick
am a bad freestyler pricknik. this punk ass is attached to my flows like a dog tick
ur flow is like nepa its not constant!/better proceed on a nairaland picnic
shitsnik/ battling me ?even snoop dogg would give that a rethink!
i thot u were sick / its now confirmed that u just have a slight headache priick!
ur like a leper without legs / even wit ur heartbeat / ill flows u can never kick!
i lick shots like bloody /a prostitutes pussi is the only thing u ever licked
i told u am rhyming only wit ick/ its obvious am an intellectual freak
am beating and bashing u crazy/ even if u swallow a wallclock u can never ever tick!


YOU ARE A LOSER P-TECKNIQ

intellectual freak you are;you're screwed up mentally
i spit blockbuster flows,your rap stage is elementary
the wind that blows your roof off is me;im speaking elementally
my flow's like aging,it will leave you dead eventually
more lines than your graph book,number of flows increase exponentially
you walk the boulevard of broken dreams,n i can feel your pain tnx to my empathy
but i'll still kill you with flows,like chemistry ,more weapons than the infantry
have you get a dissectomy,cuz im using you experimentally

stick to the "icks"/you stupid prick/you're better off watching laguna beach
or im a suck the blood off ya dome in full moon like lunar ticks/
you've never hit a punchline in your life like buddha's fist
fake ass lagos boy,d tot of you being king of the south.is ludacris
tie you to the couch,blindfold yo ma and tell her "shoot that" bitch!
yo brains malfunctioning,my lines help you undo that glitch
your girl's full of sperm like a donor's bottle,so i screw that bitch!
you can't even afford to blow up on NL,you're not that rich!
but a gat in your mouf and tell u "chew that beef"
homo like you only do boy's like a catholic priest
cuz you're a shit faced,hump backed,punk ass leach!

if u live life strangling death/ then yous a reject
am throwing u outta my pc like am pressing eject
yous a fool boy/ leave u face flat with ur face first
am sunning this kid like his fada/ i aint talkin bout global warming
my flows outta lagos , they say i sound foreign
am the best in the game / the best in the rap game
u cant kick rhymes like me cuzz we know ur a fcuckin lame
wit 4 bars of fire terrorising this nigga /
ama leave u to kill urself like a suicide bomber.


ASK ABOUT ME/.OFOKA THE LYRICAL MAFIA

suicide bomber,suicide bomber/my lines leave yo ass with a suicide number

of course i live life strangling death/
that's why @ freestyle battles im d dude on who everyone's placing their bets
the day i'll lose a battle's when i die, i ain't gone yet
that's why im the only dude to pull the blade on death
i'm like a dead man walking;put the blame on death
for not taking me away to the great beyond yet
i bring caskets n funerals,for ur ass,with guns and roses
life is a cold place lemme make you cozy
my lines r never worn out like an old t
they'll kill you on sight so you better stay hidden like shinobi
i've got a jedi mind you're just a weak force
u can't Bleep with me it's like yo dick's lost
this is real life shit, you're just a well wisher
so much heat i bring you'd fink i was hells preacher
so i'll send you to hell you can take my spells with ya
im lik satan's stock broker;i make hell richer
so just beep off,cuz you don't want to go to hell do ya
so just go back to the streets and do wat u do best,wat was it again, oh !sell suya

all this one we are doing is wash!nobody to judge so we're just playn around and not dropping any good shit,who's gon be the judge?

THE EULOGY AND THE EPITOMY OF PYRO-PUSSIK

pyro-prickniik your rhymes are as slippery as the detergent~omo
yous a bitch coochie ~another synonym for ur sistas pussi! hobo!
wack ass rapper~you sound like a diickk~ all u do is bleeping suck
nigga am a kingpin and all i do is bleeping rock!
fokas flow is retarded like madmen smoking the hardest indo!
yous a blabber ~ ur compared to an indian baby speaking hindu!
i got ur honey researching about how i bleeped the illest mcs
right now u mustl bow down and acknowledge pfoka as the illest in this
when i continue sparing wit u ~ i actually want u to understand metas and punches
so that u can be promoted from nursery to primary and deliver punchlines like me!
lastly some one tell that HJ gay to drop a single verse here on me
pussi ass modafcuker~ my final metaphors are sicker than an epileptic plague
p-teckniq we are inside the same texbook ~ but bitch~we are not on the same page !

Dis 's irate. Arrant nonsense. So u went ahead to crown yoself legend of sum shit.
@ Topic
lets kick-aside the fact that idiotic imbeciles are allowed to start up a thread like dis. I mean its a free world rite? Freedom of speech. Goofs. But its absurd to hit oneself wit a selfless attribute.
You gonna eat so much dust. Bite me u snitch

we are in the same textbook,definately not the same page
both our flows born the same time,but not the same age
i'm timeless,unaffected by the hour glass
flows all on me like i'm just taking a shower ,while you spit shit like you just devoured ass
u're off your rockers,thats why u're bleeping rocks and giving birth to crack babies
ur illness comes only when you bite,you're the rap version of rabies
the only time you'll be ill like me is when i Bleep you without protection
but that ain't happening so dnt get wet son
bsyds,your pussyholes to small for my lyrical erection
i'll just end up splitting you in half like them siamese twins dissections
say hello to the new president of yo country,knockout by election
so be a good sport and just give me my respect son!

you stand no chance abeg,just dropping lines that lack depth,if you need help with working on your vocab so your lines can actually convey meaning, lemme know ok>? haha! just kidding, or am i?

@ ofoka
no judges to tell you that i've buried and re-buried your ass over n over again? then i'm notr dropping another verse
bsyds,i fink u've had enough already.you can take all my lines and go and use them for your tape or smtn,though the'll never sound good coming from you.if you really want to get shit popp'n lets make the battle official so i can finally get seriuos

Here u gonna dust this if only u wer complete/
dis ma oven fresh spittin mission incomplete/
sucker u should see a doctor cuz i sensed u r deranged/
err nite u call yo sis Juz to tell her u desist/
so u didn't kno ur sis wuz ma b*tch/
she called me a nite effin wanted a silly head/
aye so i headed to ma b*tch house/
only 2 find she was butt-naked lyin her a*s fo me/
took 1 closer look damn, whats that pungent smell/
yo sis p*ssy smellin all over like a shitty goat/
i just fixed back my clothes then dashed off like a shady ghost/
so there she was lyin waitin thot i went to gents/
but u was d one in da gents notchin weed/
but out u came started droolin at yo sister's puss/
so u got to it to started diggin in/
effin her thou her face down ow could she kno/
u was d wacko jacko gettin da hard-on/
she only kept on screamin 4k me on don't stop just/
4k me hard fo i love it/
babes its sweeter than pony, beta than didloz/
gimmie some more dose buh u wer overdosed/
but after the shit, y'all ain't gon belive wat she said/
o4ka did u 4k me? Cuz really u jacked off lime/
oh, um o'muthaf*ucker

@jonny, whateva
Aren't you lame

@Ofokasibe & PTechnIQ
Nice verses though the flows weremt to consistent. Reading through the whole thread I can't help but give kudos to you guys. If I was too vote, I'll vote ****.

Set up a battle thread and do battle.

Word Up!!!

ayt i'm set to battle so ofoka if you're willing to die go ahead and open up the thread

@javaprince, my lines are not consistent with the flows u say?! re read it or mayb,

Some very dope lines from P.TECH n OFOKA.u guys wur awesome but any1 reading already knows who's winning, open a battle thread homiez!

ayt then im setting up a battle thread,me vs ofoka,then the fun can finally begin

I have read all abt you in this forum making stupid and non sense tutorials and lectures and comments in other pples thread claiming you are someone that knows it all, You may be feeling fly cos one chick asked you to teach her and now you teach them how to make beats, Thats wack, become a professionally known entertainer before you teach "dummy", Try spending time off the internet and do some reeal lifee entertainment work or shows and make a name, then your presence will be acknowledged, Only dummies like you sit in there houses and form everytin instead of praticing it, too scared to try fool, Honestly I am taking it personally and you can bring whatever you want down to the table and let me retire you, you act like you know everytin but you cant proof jack, Honestly its time for you to step aside and let some real guys do there tin,

For the record, Ofokasibe is a nairaland imbesile that such be ignored
NOTE: Pls ignore OFOKASIBE, He is an empty barrel, If he is that good tell him to post his songs or his beats at least we can tell from that, Also ask ow much he has made from entertainment and his franchises before he opens his mouth to condemn others and also ask if he has shoot a video or ow many album he has put out and how much he has made,

branded ben you will soon earn urself a ban , let mukina see u spamming the threads , ode.

o!fucksibe or sumttin,
U nd yo' brother in children play class r realy gettin us bored!!!
i must confess,y'all r cubes of dogshit!!
I've posured U from yo' mama diss,U jxt ran into dx battle
wit yo' dissabled fellow cursin distraction in da blog
U two r lik groupies draggin a g-string
nigga dats wack!! U kno' me uh?,
yo' usual nightmare
i remain statik 4 viva!!!

why are u guys keep wasting time on this FAKE ASS dat calls himself ofoka idiot.
Guy rap no be by force,& for GOD"S SAKE stop BITING peoples lines to nairaland just to claim one thing dat u cannot be even over ur dead body.

spektakula,
u got it right on da ill breeded nigga
kudos for observin wat i'v been observin man
he steal people line nd drop it
nt knwin he's on da door post of DOOM!!!

SPEAKTACULAR PUSSI AND STATIK STAGNANT I CANT MOVE , YOU FOOLS ARE STILL PESTING AL OVER MY THREAD , LISTEN TO THIS DISS TO UR FAKE ASSES
http://rapidshare.com/files/259229004/ofoka_6_against_1_mykali_ibime_eyonigger_h.j__specktacular_eljonero_destroyed.mp3