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Promises Before And After Marriage. by lifezone247(m): 7:28am On May 12, 2016
BEFOR MARRIAGE:

Husband - I have been waitin for this day

Wife - You want me 2 leave?

Husband - NO!!!

Wife - Do yo love me?

Husband - Yes of cos

Wife - Will you ever Cheat on me?

Husband - Neva in my Life

Wife - Will you kiss me?

Husband - Every chance i get

Wife - Will you hit me?

Husband - Are you crazy?

Wife - Can i trust you?

Husband - YES!!!

Wife - Sweetheart
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{ One week after wedding, read from Bottom to Top}
Re: Promises Before And After Marriage. by marshalcarter: 7:35am On May 12, 2016
All des 1850 joke gaaaan na wa ooo

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