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6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by opeyemiieblog(m): 8:05am On May 12, 2016
There are some dishes that Nigerians most certainly don’t joke with as we attach a lot of respect to them. Like, you automatically make a bad impression on a Nigerian if you would ever say that these foods are poo.


1. Small Chops

As we say “A party without small chops is just an occasions and we hardly go for occasions”. Order yourself a pack of small chops today and feel that ardent mouthgasm really.


2. Jollof Rice

Jollof Rice deserves a major seat in our coat of arms because Nigerians do not play with jollof rice. For starts, it’s always a safer bet to have jollof rice instead of fried rice when you visit a new restaurant. Whether it’s the peppery Yoruba rice or it’s the one cooked with firewood or the home cooked one, or served with chicken, beef or fish, we love jollof.


3. Beans.

Nigerians do not play with beans. The average Nigerian manual labourer will attest to what the combo of bread, beans and a 50cl bottle of Pepsi does to him.


4. Dodo

Dodo or fried plantain is one Nigerian food that is talked about on the interwebs but really, dodo is an amazing meal. You can eat alone, or it can go along with a main dish.


5. Roadside Fries.

fried yam, plantain, potatoes and mosa with a tasty peppery stew make up our roadside fries combo.
Depending on your taste and the size of your pocket, you can complement with fish or beef and trust we do not play with this meal. This meal has been there for students in higher institution at times when they need it the most.


6. Suya

Have you ever had good suya? Wrapped in newspaper with onions, cucumber and pepper sprinkled on it. That is the real deal right there.



source:: http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/05/6-foods-every-nigerian-doesn-t-joke-with.html?m=1

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by opeyemiieblog(m): 8:06am On May 12, 2016
more @ lalasticlala

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by opeyemiieblog(m): 8:06am On May 12, 2016

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by dyadeleye(m): 8:22am On May 12, 2016
Going for beans this morning.....

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by vera031(f): 12:02pm On May 12, 2016
I just love beans.. grin grin grin

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by Nobody: 12:55pm On May 12, 2016
lalasticlala fp
Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by Nobody: 4:22pm On May 12, 2016
lalasticlala con move dis thread nah
Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by TrumpDonald(m): 6:28pm On May 12, 2016
I rep beans. #Over20yrsAndWeStillTogether

I love u my beans smiley

Modified: @Op, I hope say dat third pix no b beans? Which kyn beans dat

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by MemphisDepay(m): 6:28pm On May 12, 2016
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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by NaLaugh: 6:29pm On May 12, 2016
Damn! Some good ol' Naija suya would be heaven right now. cheesy

No idea what "small chops" are, though.
Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by ModiKen(m): 6:29pm On May 12, 2016
Vs
Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by Hadeyeancah(m): 6:29pm On May 12, 2016
Ok
Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by KingsleyTMTTM(m): 6:29pm On May 12, 2016
so where is eba

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by DjAndroid: 6:29pm On May 12, 2016
Una sure?

I value only the rice and beans. Others nO be food.
Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by buharisbae(f): 6:30pm On May 12, 2016
for only poor people tho undecided
Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by Ibolt4m(m): 6:30pm On May 12, 2016
Mumu where's eba undecided

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by debque(m): 6:30pm On May 12, 2016
sorry to ask this JAMB question....but where u hide garri??






and after God n my parents........Na beans remain..

okbye...

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by Akinlekanwr(m): 6:30pm On May 12, 2016
Oh mehn, noodles and egg no dey. Are u kidding?

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by Akinlekanwr(m): 6:31pm On May 12, 2016
Where is garri and groundnut?

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by JuanJO(f): 6:31pm On May 12, 2016
akpu ( fufu ) nko?

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by Integrityfarms(m): 6:31pm On May 12, 2016
Na that Jollof rice na him over get sense!

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by laurel03: 6:31pm On May 12, 2016
Garri and ground nut

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by SKAMM(m): 6:31pm On May 12, 2016
Op you're generalising again.
Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by buchi16(f): 6:31pm On May 12, 2016
duno wat to say
Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by Iffffffy(f): 6:31pm On May 12, 2016
True
Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by TrumpDonald(m): 6:32pm On May 12, 2016
vera031:
I just love beans.. grin grin grin
I love u for loving beans wink

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by tspun(m): 6:32pm On May 12, 2016
No we don't joke with it because
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, smile welk if one has not dined well.
Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by CaptainBomb(m): 6:32pm On May 12, 2016
Amala and Salad
Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by mousco(m): 6:32pm On May 12, 2016
vera031:
I just love beans.. grin grin grin
u will luv farting too grin grin grin

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Re: 6 Foods Nigerian Don't Joke With (pics) by Obas101(m): 6:33pm On May 12, 2016
vera031:
I just love beans.. grin grin grin
My very best food smiley

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