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Nigerian Musicians As Football Clubs by benatex(m): 2:53pm On May 12, 2016
Re-imagining football clubs as nigerian musicians

1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.

2. Tuface – Real Madrid
Tuface has been awesome ever since and still bossing the industry.

3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.

4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Man-U was always bossing it till he changed management, then he dropped a bit but he bounced back.

5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.

6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.

7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making stupid (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.

10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

12. Darey alade– Barcelona
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.

13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant!

14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.

15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.

16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

17. Vector – Liverpool

Inconsistent and underrated.
18. Olamide – Tottenham

Using young boys to make it. Respect!
19. Ycee – Leicester City

Came from nothing and hugely making it.

20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!

21. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.

22. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so far.

23. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth
That one still dey sing sef?


24. Phyno – Napoli
Nobody understands him but he’s making it.


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Re: Nigerian Musicians As Football Clubs by horlamelekan(m): 6:58pm On May 12, 2016
what of wizkid?? undecided
Re: Nigerian Musicians As Football Clubs by homealone2(m): 8:15am On May 13, 2016
1) Psquare - Bayern munich
Very dominance & always wants to be the best.

2) Donjazzy - Arsene Wenger
Good at producing talent.
Re: Nigerian Musicians As Football Clubs by youngin(m): 10:00pm On May 13, 2016
What of Vic-o .....he's probably norwich city

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