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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by timilehin007(m): 8:05pm On Jun 24, 2016

Cc: smellymouth teacher me how you are diding all these thingssss I dey heavy yuo o

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by timilehin007(m): 8:08pm On Jun 24, 2016

Been rocking the wheel for the past 9 yrs

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 8:11pm On Jun 24, 2016

timilehin007:
Cc: smellymouth teacher me how you are diding all these thingssss I dey heavy yuo o

Bros Timilehin,na GOD oo

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by lashout1: 8:14pm On Jun 24, 2016

You can only come and be going when the ear sends mal-signal to the brain,

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by timilehin007(m): 8:14pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:

Bros Timilehin,na GOD oo

Whenever I see ur monicker I dey before scrolling down know say one or two accurate memes must follow any spit you pour

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Spenx(f): 8:26pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:

Nuff respect baba..

E just pain me say you nor gree support mimzzy, but Rifiner is also a good friend of mine..

Please give her all the support she needs.

She deserves it

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No worry yursef smello, we go work together for mr nairaland. Coz i dey always gbadun u like jollof cheesy

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by MistadeRegal(m): 8:27pm On Jun 24, 2016

I've once heard, ''Wole wa.... Oya Oya your side!''

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Bollinger(m): 8:30pm On Jun 24, 2016

Mediapace:
15.Road signs :

what is all these ?

That sign actually makes sense. It is just that Nigerians are not used to it.

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 8:30pm On Jun 24, 2016

timilehin007:

Whenever I see ur monicker I dey before scrolling down know say one or two accurate memes must follow any spit you pour

Oh my Gosh, I am ~~brushing~~ Blushing

I will mention your moniker soon, I need a favour

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 8:31pm On Jun 24, 2016

Spenx:

No worry yursef smello, we go work together for mr nairaland. Coz i dey always gbadun u like jollof

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Havabelle(f): 8:38pm On Jun 24, 2016

Rotfl.....Reminds me of those days when I was learning angry

Learner comot for road o! Oga collect the car from her na...I just went blank with the noise they were all making and was just looking angry

Dont try me now sha tongue

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by micholalo(m): 8:39pm On Jun 24, 2016

Aja 1, gbe ra

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by RaeMystix: 9:06pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:
4. " Cut if Full"::

Nigerianism for " turning the steering wheel all the way"

I do that alot. grin

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Omolola1(f): 10:19pm On Jun 24, 2016

LMAO!
So true

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by timilehin007(m): 10:27pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:

Oh my Gosh, I am ~~brushing~~ Blushing

I will mention your moniker soon, I need a favour

I got it but the truth is I be LANICKY big fan bro..how we wan dob

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by timilehin007(m): 10:27pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:

Oh my Gosh, I am ~~brushing~~ Blushing

I will mention your moniker soon, I need a favour

I got it but the truth is I be LANICKY big fan bro..how we wan do

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by timilehin007(m): 10:29pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:

. God. Young man you no go kill person. I still dey wonder how u dey manage fit in accurate memes to ur comment

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 10:32pm On Jun 24, 2016

timilehin007:
I got it but the truth is I be LANIkKY big fan bro..how we wan do

Lol.. if na one vote for the finals, den follow your heart but if you can vote for more than one contestant, den you fit add mimzyy..

Thanks bro

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by timilehin007(m): 10:51pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:

Lol.. if na one vote for the finals, den follow your heart but if you can vote for more than one contestant, den you fit add mimzyy..

Thanks bro

I hear you but, no memes this time..tiz unusual of u..lol

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by kayalla(f): 12:21am On Jun 25, 2016

cut ur hand...my cousin always say that when am driving out of compound... something i do everyday and everyday when he opens the gate he says the same thing cheesy

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Naijageak(m): 1:42am On Jun 25, 2016

Hahahaha, funnin nija,

Pls vote lanicky on saturday<final round> by 10am dot, and type i vote Lanicky #MissNairaland and do Tag cc 'Nljega' at the end

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by tobianodino(m): 4:49am On Jun 25, 2016

18. Oga Open this Boot!!! and bring your particulars

Police Nigerianism saying: Gentleman Open your boot and bring your #200......lol

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Yinkatolu: 8:36am On Jun 25, 2016

Oya gbera

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by LePrezident(m): 9:57am On Jun 25, 2016

Smellymouth has the best mêmes in the game. I give it to him.

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Wenebadu(f): 11:40am On Jun 25, 2016

Op you got me laughing so hard, it's so true.... Sha

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Freestevo(m): 12:03pm On Jun 25, 2016

Private driver: Abeg raise leg for me now Commercial driver: oya oga enter sharp sharp. [When no be quickie] grin

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Rikidony(m): 10:56pm On Sep 20, 2016

Good one my swthrt

lol

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Ayobami7(m): 6:05pm On Dec 30, 2018

好的

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