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14 Ways To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigeria. by dorocent(m): 5:02pm On May 15, 2016
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"

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2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."

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3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

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4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And
she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night”

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5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”

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6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.

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7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.

.
cool When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend
come here to play with you?

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9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough,
and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with
yours.

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10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.

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11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.

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12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.

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13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.

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14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mom comment I love
my mom if u do..

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Re: 14 Ways To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigeria. by thesicilian: 5:54pm On May 15, 2016
Used to love number 3 a lot grin
Re: 14 Ways To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigeria. by dorocent(m): 7:01pm On May 15, 2016
[quote uthor=thesicilian post=45648902]Used to love number 3 a lot grin[/quote]ahhhh, guy u go like party food oo like me grin
Re: 14 Ways To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigeria. by dorocent(m): 7:53pm On May 15, 2016
I dnt even knw wat hv done to dd mods ooo... Dey dnt even for once move any of my posts to FP buh will move some topics dat aint important as mine dia....(Politics tink) after dem go say nigeria is corrupt, abeg wat abt nairaland mods? (Suen n d rest mods)
Re: 14 Ways To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigeria. by thesicilian: 6:04am On May 16, 2016
dorocent:
ahhhh, guy u go like party food oo like me grin
hahaha
not just party food, food in general
Re: 14 Ways To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigeria. by dorocent(m): 10:51am On May 16, 2016
thesicilian:
hahaha not just party food, food in general
ahahahahahaah. Bigger u jor

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