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This Is Nigeria Real Face And Am Not Talking About Emmanuella by jaksabbey(m): 11:53am On May 16, 2016
Most Nigerians don't realise we've been living in The Matrix. This subsidy removal is the red pill that may wake us up to reality.

We are poor. We are broke. We've been raped, pillaged, looted and left for dead.

All these years our economy has been sustained on the junk food of corruption. We have kwashiorkor but because we look chubby we think we are healthy.

Those two bedrooms in Abuja going for N700 million. Those make up artists charging 500k and pre-wedding photo shoots for 700k. Aso ebi for 90k. Buying Rolexes and Ferraris. Range Rover Sport all over Lagos like keke napep.

It is all fake. It's all a mirage. We've all been living off the spoils of corruption. That's why the country is so hard now. No money circulating. Because no money to steal and rent flats and shops for girlfriends. For civil servants to pay bogus tithes of N500k. For senators to spray dollars at their daughters' weddings. For lagos big boys to spend N2m every Friday night at nightclubs.

It's time to face reality. The party is over. Now we may see the real Nigeria and Nigerians.

Now that money will go into our roads and bridges and hospitals. It will benefit those who don't have a rich corrupt uncle with connections in oil and gas. Those who can't travel to Dubai to celebrate birthdays. Those who don't know what Coldstone ice cream tastes like.

Hopefully the real estate markets will crash. The theives with 15 houses in abuja will be forced to sell them fast for cash. I would prefer if EFCC seized and auctioned them, though.

All those in the service industry will have to revaluate their pricing. You can't charge 500k to paint faces anymore; free money don finish.

Welcome to the real world.

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Re: This Is Nigeria Real Face And Am Not Talking About Emmanuella by respect80(m): 12:00pm On May 16, 2016
Mtcheeeeew.
Ordinary lip service angry
So the current hardship is faced only by the class of people you speak of abi
Also the infrastructures you mentioned above are just lip services or do you think if basic infrastructure is in place the hardship will still be felt as much as this
The answer is NO.
Although they said "nothing goes for nothing", it doesn't mean that something cannot go for nothing.
Re: This Is Nigeria Real Face And Am Not Talking About Emmanuella by thesicilian: 12:35pm On May 16, 2016
DJ play me another song please

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