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At Least Manchester United Fans Have Something To Laugh by FarukuWadata12(m): 1:06pm On May 16, 2016
Tuesday commentator: 1st game start minute..Rooney tap the ball to Martial...martial send a thru ball to Rashford who dash passed all defenders scored from his trademark goal just outside the goal 1-0, Bournemouth start the game tap the ball & rooney intercept the ball and swing it to the right Valencia galloping down the right flank and crossed it for Martial to smash home 2-0, start.. Bournemouth players were in shocked and panicking push the ball back and goalkeeper mistiming the ball and Rooney chip the ball into the net 3-0, start..Bournemouth start with a quick rhythm send the ball into MU box and Smalling headed away and Blind send a long thru ball into Bournemouth just outside the penalty area and just Carrick was trip just inside the box..penalty..Rooney send the goalkeeper in the wrong way 4-0, 9 minutes gone...Bournemouth players becomes agitated & frustration build up...Rashford was send flying out of the line from a very dangerous tackle from one of Bournemouth player...Red Card..Rooney send the ball in and Smalling climbs and head the ball into the left corner 5-0, Bournemouth short of one man now park the bus...is Man United ball all over Bournemouth goal mouth.. Martial received a cheeky flick from Rashford and Martial slammed it home 6-0, left 25 minutes of play...Sneiderlin square out to Rojo...Rojo send it to Martial..Martial on the left flank send the ball just outside -0the box and Mata is there dummy for Rashford to scored 7-0, Bournemouth Coach was seen shouting to his players and Referee ask him to calm down..Bournemouth players pull down Mata at the center of Bournemouth territory, Carrick send ball to Valencia who is lurking on the right and whimp passbto Bournemouth players and smack the ball straight to goal keeper but keeper could not hold on and the ball roll into the net 8-0, left 15 minutes of play in the first half..Bournemouth try hard with a counter attack.. left one defender at the center field..De Gea swung to the left saved the ball and quickly throw the ball to Rooney and Rooney square it to Martial and now is 3 MU players against 1 Bournemouth player...Martial push it to Rashford and lay it easily for Mata to tap past Bournemouth goal keeper 9-0, Referee stops the play talking to a Bournemouth player laying on ground...replacement take place...Rooney seems to remind referee to have his watch check for games delay by Bournemouth players...games start Carrick send the ball to Rojo..Rojo run down on left flank and left the ball to Martial and he dribble past 3 tired Bournemouth players and scored 10-0, referee look at his watch..5 minutes left to play...Bournemouth players was seen arguing themselves.. Mata got a free kick just outside the box...Rooney left it for Mata and Carrick to decide the set piece...Mata do a direct hit...and its In.. goal!! 11-0...now injury added time is 3 minutes...Man United is still hungry for goals..camera showing Giggs starring at Van Gaal with glimpse of hope..De Gea send a long goal kick ball to the right...Valencia superbly trapped the ball...cross the ball to Sneiderlin and hit with a first timer.. goal!! 12-0..Referee blown the whistle for half time...2nd Half starts..Depay came in for Sneiderlin & Herrera replace Carrick.. The change is for playing with fresh leg and fast pace...Depay got the ball..out sprint the 2 Bournemouth players..cross the ball to the center and Rooney is there to connect to make it 13-0, Bournemouth players seen shaking their head of disbelief.. Camera showing Bournemouth Fans looks down & out..Smalling intercepted from the middle...there are no Bournemouth players near him..send the ball to Rashford Rashford backheel to Herrera to hot a high ball past the keeper goal 14-0...Herrera was seen celebrating and got a yellow card for celebrating in front of Bournemouth fans..Rooney push back to Mata..Mata dribbled and lay a low cross to his Spaniards colleague Herrera, Herrera dash thru 2 defenders and was brought down in the box....Referee was seen rushing into the heated argument of both side players and Referee shown a red card to a Bournemouth player...now down to 9 men...Rooney smack the penalty and make it 15-0, now the Man United fans started singing "19-0 an impossible dream"...now 57 mintues into 2nd half....Valencia seen screaming for ball..Smalling send to Valencia...No Bournemouth players at half way line..Herrera now working with Mata at midfield...send the ball to left and Depay was there and he is going all by his own now...and he curl the ball to the right hand corner of the net to make it 16-0...the MU fans jumping for joy...Rooney was seen clapping and yelling to his players to believe... the impossible... Bournemouth players send the ball out and it corner...Blind took the corner..YES..Smalling is there to head but deflected into the net by Bournemouth player 17-0....the tempo of the game now become faster...left only 15 minutes to play...Blind intercepted the ball and run down to the middle and chip the ball to Martial and Martial sidestep the goal keeper and make it 18-0...the whole stadium erupted of joy Goal!! left 6 minutes of play....Man United players are all over the Bournemouth penalty box and a corner was given to Man United...Blind took the kick and Rooney was brought down and PENALTY....the Fans Chanted Roonay Roonay Roonay...and Rooney shoot the ball high up to the left corner.....and Rooney was seen running towards the Fans and was seen fans hugging and screaming with Rooney..Martial, Rashford, Mata, Herrera, Depay, Smalling, Blind, Rojo joining in the celebrations.... The Game ended 19-0..

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