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With Money She Understands You Better, Less Talk (check Conversation) by Nobody: 7:47am On May 19, 2016 |
Guy: hi, babe. I like you and was thinking we could be friends. Can I have your number, please? Girl: my number? You're too forward, young man. Don't you know how to talk to a lady? You just can't ask for my number and expect me to give you just like that? You don't know me. Guy: so what's the deal? Girl: I can't give you my number. That's the deal. It's that simple. Guy: it's alright. I can see you don't need money. (He walks away) Girl: wait a minute, please. Don't leave. What are you talking about? Guy: what I am saying is that you don't need money. When I asked for your number, I was actually asking for your bank account number so I can wire some money into your account. Girl: oh, I am so sorry. I didn't know that's what you were talking about. Don't be offended, please. Here it is. (She gives him her account details) Guy: okay, thanks. So, what's your name? (She gets an alert of $300) Girl: OMG...this is so unbelievable. I just got an alert. (She hugs and kisses his lips) Guy: wow. That was fast. I can't believe you just did that. Girl: money makes everything possible. What do you expect, sweetheart. Guy: so, I am your sweetheart already? Girl: yeah, baby. Guy: okay. (He smiles) Girl: so, you asked me a question. Guy: yeah. I asked what your name is. Girl: oh, my name is Aisha. It's a pleasure to meet you. Guy: yeah, same here. My name is Peter. Can I have your number? Girl: what number? I thought I just gave it to you. I have another bank account number with a different bank if you want it. (He laughs. He can't believe she loves money) Guy: no, Aisha. I mean your cellphone number. Girl: sure. (She gives it to him) Guy: thanks, Aisha. Girl: so what's good? Where are you going from here? Guy: I was just going to buy some bread and eggs and then return back home. That's all. Girl: where do you live? Guy: not too far from here. Just two blocks away. Girl:oh, okay. Do you need company? I can prepare delicious fried eggs for you, if you don't mind. Guy: hmmm....so you mean.... (She interrupts him) Girl: yes, Peter. It's what you think. Let me fry your eggs for you. I will fry it anyhow you want. You will love it real good. Guy: but isn't that a bit too forward? How can you fry my eggs just like that? You don't even know me. Girl: stop being sarcastic, Peter. I am just trying to be sweet. If you don't want me to fry eggs for you, then it's no problem. Guy: I was just kidding. It's okay. I don't mind. Girl: you're gonna love the way I fry your eggs. I can bet you'll want more and more of it. Guy: l hope so. I have to buy some oil for the eggs too. I love it greased a bit. Girl: no problem. I love it greased up too. (Peter and Aisha take a walk to the supermarket to buy bread, eggs, and vegetable oil and walk back to Peter's house together). 1 Like |
Re: With Money She Understands You Better, Less Talk (check Conversation) by IamRespected: 8:07am On May 19, 2016 |
Re: With Money She Understands You Better, Less Talk (check Conversation) by holocron: 8:17am On May 19, 2016 |
"When money talks, bullshit listens" - rockefeller Also the ancients said "you dont go empty handed, when seeking to marry (or befriend) a woman" Be guided accordingly. 1 Like |
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