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Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:07am On May 19, 2016
1. When you’re buying your ticket and the person says there’s no change. U be like" You will not build house with all my change please".

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:09am On May 19, 2016
2. When someone forms smart and cuts the line. Me I’m here to sell groundnut abi?

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:11am On May 19, 2016
3. Then they lie about being there before and find one mumu to support their story.

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:13am On May 19, 2016
4. When you’ve been queueing for the bus since yesterday and it gets full right in front of you

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:14am On May 19, 2016
5. When there’s traffic and all the passengers are yelling at the driver to take an alternate route.

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:16am On May 19, 2016
6. Then the driver takes an alternate route and the bus gets stuck in more traffic.
U be like u see what you've caused abi"

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:17am On May 19, 2016
7. When you’re in the BRT and you start feeling better than people in yellow buses.

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:19am On May 19, 2016
8. When someone says “owa o” in the one of the new buses when they are actually supposed to press the bell.

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Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:21am On May 19, 2016
9. When the same people you saw yesterday, are there today and now they think you’re all some sort of BRT family.

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:23am On May 19, 2016
10. When a stranger gets too close to you on the bus. U be like "sorry do I know u ".

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:25am On May 19, 2016
11. When you’re using your phone and someone is looking into the phone.

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Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:28am On May 19, 2016
12. When the person next to you tries to chat you up. If he/she is fine, listen first sha.

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:29am On May 19, 2016
13. When someone starts eating near you.

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by topeontop(m): 9:31am On May 19, 2016
14. When the BRT stops in the middle of the road and the driver is asking passengers to help push it.

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by pappykay0428(m): 9:42am On May 19, 2016
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Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by Nobody: 10:28am On May 19, 2016
@13 y won't I eat?still ate in d brt yesterday o...it depends on the food tho,I can relate with everything
Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by Nobody: 10:34am On May 19, 2016
15.when Busman starts calling bus stops

Re: Things All Nigerians Who Take BRT Buses Will Understand by akraym(m): 12:55pm On May 19, 2016
I doubt if it will

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