Why student fail exams?

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an ‘ONLY 365’ days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

Funny tho. But, wat of d deiz he/she is being tut in skul?

Migines:

Funny tho. But, what of d deiz he/she is being tut in skul?

Ever Wondered why students sleep in class? Dats cos they are on borrowed time.

Abi my broda. Students sud stay bk hve holidays, sleep, play, eat, jist, fall ill, have birthdays, and all that.
That's d real life u know.
_{[/sub]until their eye clear[sub]}

Now i totall agree wid u. *smiles*

Aiphie:

Abi my brother. Students sud stay bk hve holidays, sleep, play, eat, jist, fall ill, have birthdays, and all that.
That's d real life u know.
_{[/sub]until their eye clear[sub]}

E be like say u dey talk from experience. Ur eyes don ever clear before?

More Student Jokes

TEACHER: Why are u late?
Student : Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



TEACHER: Simbi, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!-


TEACHER: Ali, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Student: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Student: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


CHEM. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER: Ojo, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have twenty years ago.
Student: Me!


Our ENGLISH TEACHER: Ali, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Student: I is,
TEACHER: No, Ali. Always say, "I am."
Student: All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."



TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
(a voice from the back of the class): "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the Same day same time.


TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.


TEACHER: Now, Jane, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Student: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Class : A teacher.

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