Hi my people, There is this joke about this troublesome man that went to a bar.

The man got to this bar and was looking very tough, eyes red and looking real tough. He then beckons to the barman saying:
Bar man give me one bottle of beer before the trouble starts.

The bar man was astonished, because he doesn't know why there was going to be any trouble. In less than 2 minutes, the man said to the bar man again, Give me another bottle of beer before the trouble starts,by this time, the bar man was really getting nervous. After handing the man the 2nd bottle of beer, then the third, fourth, and fifth bottle, the man wiped his mouth and was leaving the beer parlour without paying.

The bar man now told the man that he is yet to pay for the five bottles of beer he had. The man looked at the barman, smiled and then said, "now the trouble starts"

lol