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Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:18pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
[b]Welcome to the Rendezvous Joker's Bar Joint. Here, the time is always 17:59 anytime of the day. Call it a Beer parlour or a Pepper Soup parlour, you're still on point. After a torrid day at the office, just hop in & order for bottle(s) of any drink of your choice. Here's the perfect place for STOUTing, RAFFIA-WINEing, LIQUORing and SUYAing. Cigarettes and pipes straight from Cuba are also on the menu. African & Continental dishes are available too: Pig meat pork, beaf steak & kidney pie, roasted chicken, toasted lizard chips, gala&LaCasera,dog barbecue 404, amala & ewedu, akpu & ofe nsala, egusi, goat head and wings, fried beans, shrimps, baked snails, etc. . .So, let's keep the train rolling. Giving most honour to those who deserve them: Bar Tender Jackpot Bar Patronizers bright007 lalaosky El Guapo mikuz Element G skales shakara4u neyshed eldav jokingmary bin gbagbo larride daniluv Phate 07 Bar Matronizers vicky PretiEbony Natasha,, Efemena_xy booqee chi-baby tanimz yinkalink Idowu Sophizzy New customers are welcomed. Meet up with the last official offtopic threads here~ All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (Season I) Badosky!!! Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ Fellow Bar mates, at the count of 3, I declare this bar open. 1! 2!! 3!!! BAR OPENED!!![/b] 8 Likes |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by acidtalk: 5:26pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
BAR CLOSED!!! We sell cheaper Beers and Liquor is the next shop. For every 2 bottles you buy you get a punny free. See direction to the cheapest and best Bar joint on nairaland https://www.nairaland.com/965174/romantic-beer-parlour-anything-fit Na Area Boys I go call to come help you close this joint now. 4 Likes |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:35pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
acidtalk: BAR CLOSED!!!*dials 911* |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by acidtalk: 5:40pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
No be those MEN IN BLACK?? I have paid their DPO settlement. 2 Likes |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by slimchi2k2(m): 6:52pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
pls i need akpu & ofe nsala with goat head and wings but waitoooo,were s my presido bin gbagbo and my naira sweet mother vicky and our honorable PROJAN president BUNMIOGUNS pls give them watever dem want i will pay |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 6:53pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
jackpot to answer your question https://www.nairaland.com/711136/lets-complaints-here/33 you can ask my bed that |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 7:04pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
slimchi2k2: pls i need akpu & ofe nsala with goat head and wings 1 Like |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:51pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
~vicky~:vicky dear, the question was my cousin's. BTW, vicky dear, if I toast you, will you take advantage of me and eat my bar dry 1 Like |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 7:55pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
jackpot: vicky dear, the question was my cousin's. lmao are you scared? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:03pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
Lets clarify things here. Vicky and Jackpot can you please idicate your genders respectively. Thank you. 1 Like |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Asabaman(m): 10:14pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
*enters d bar tap Vicky from behind* Vicky u don reach here. mehnn! 2day rain no be here o. abeg give me one bottle of alhaja and pepper soup and pls one isi-ewu for Vicky. wat drink do u care for Vick? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by JojoArmani(m): 10:33pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
waiter pls give me fish pepper soup wit one chilled bottle of andre. 1 Like |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 11:15pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
Bartender, please give me three bottles of pepper soup and one hot plate of heineken. 13 Likes |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13: 12:12am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Even though they don't sell the things I cherish, I'll just patronize make dem no bankrupt. 2 Likes |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by mikuz(m): 12:24am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Ben-10: So you still dey alive? End shall never wonder. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13: 12:27am On Oct 03, 2012 |
What a welcum speech! lol Mikuz what would you like to order? I'm back with a lotta money. 1 Like |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by mikuz(m): 12:33am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Lotta money? *adjusts my gold necklace* close to how much are we talking about here? 2 Likes |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13: 12:40am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Enough to make peace at Bakassi Peninsula by buying the whole of it, and paying off those fighting over it. Think 'bout it |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by mikuz(m): 12:59am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Wow! Thats a very wonderful idea. You are indeed a genius and a patriotic nationalist. Trust me, I know how this can pull off. I know those in the high places who can make this happen. All you need is to wire the whole cash into my bank account number. Once you send the money - kpakam!!. It's done. What a peace loving gentleman you are. 2 Likes |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 4:49am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Asaba man: *enters d bar tap Vicky from behind* Vicky u don reach here. mehnn! 2day rain no be here o. abeg give me one bottle of alhaja and pepper soupcold or chilled? and pls one isi-ewu for Vicky. wat drink do u care for Vick?er vicky, choose the gender sharp sharp make my boys begin arrange nkwobi |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 4:56am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: Lets clarify things here. Vicky and Jackpot can you please idicate your genders respectively. Thank you.Bro, easy with my small head. I've checked my pocket 1 Like |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:16am On Oct 03, 2012 |
slimchi2k2: pls i need akpu & ofe nsala with goat head and wings*looks at him sitting down, observes he is wearing bedroom slippers, his pocket looks flat * *wonders aloud, this guy is ordering expensive items. lawd, hope this guy is not a serial debtor * *summons up courage and walks up to him him* bro, if you're served finish, will you pay cash or you'll write me a cheque? 1 Like |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:25am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: waiter pls give me fish pepper soup wit one chilled bottle of andre.*serves him a chilled bottle of Andrew* bro, use this one and be cooling off while we complete your orders! *goes to the stove, places a pot on the stove, pours in water and a cup of pepper. Cuts a fish and throws it inside the pot. Boils it for 5 minutes and. . .voila!* *pours the mixture into a plate and serves him* bro, here you go! Your FISH and PEPPER soup! 1 Like |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:38am On Oct 03, 2012 |
larride: Bartender, please give me three bottles of pepper soup and one hot plate of heineken.*serves him the Heineken* bro, we only have canned pepper soups now. Bottled one is finished. Hope you'll like it? 3 Likes |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 6:42am On Oct 03, 2012 |
drives into d VIP garage in my escalade...mehnnn this place is wowww.....highlights from my escalade and made sure all security checks ar in place....walks majestically into bar.. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by JojoArmani(m): 6:48am On Oct 03, 2012 |
jackpot: *serves him a chilled bottle of Andrew*OMG........ Wat type of pepper soup is dis. Moreova na andre i requested not andrew, God pls Forgive me for coming into dis bar. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Asabaman(m): 9:40am On Oct 03, 2012 |
jackpot: cold or chilled? erPls let it be chilled oh nwannem. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13: 9:53am On Oct 03, 2012 |
mikuz: Wow! mikuz: Wow! I've been in 9ja for some time now... and I kinda understand that those who use this kinda speech are fraudsters. AKA 419ers.. init?? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by dani1luv: 11:14am On Oct 03, 2012 |
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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 11:34am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Please . Can u serve me palmwine diluted with ogogoro?.. And fried 409.. Make it snappy pls. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by mikuz(m): 11:37am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Ben-10:so where have you been all these while ? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 11:49am On Oct 03, 2012 |
mikuz: Lotta money? *adjusts my gold necklace* close to how much are we talking about here? Ben-10:**sights dem 4rm afar discussing and catwalks to their table** Hey guys! Can i join yhu?.?? 1 Like |
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