A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam
and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and
so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and
she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are
now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father
replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." MORE JOKES @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

;DA husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with
a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband
gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a
gift?" the husband says, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!" ;DA husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with
a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband
gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a
gift?" the husband says, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!" MORE JOKES @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache."
"That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel
better if you had something in it." That afternoon, her father came complaining
that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, "That's because it's
empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it." MORE @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."

A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her
doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the mother
said, "Darling, I wish you wouldn't do that because the boys can see your
panties." "Okay, mommy," the little girl replied. The next day, the mother
noticed her little girls hands looked dirty, so she asked, "You haven't been
doing handstands again and letting those boys see your panties, have you?" "Oh no, mummy," the daughter replied. "Honestly! I took them off first." MORE @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

A daughter
walks in AND ASKED HER MOTHER. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few
seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get
married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have
sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the
daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when
I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get
when you do that?” “ATM CARD MY DEAR,THE MOTHER REPLIED. MORE JOKES @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a
boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher
calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a
fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No
God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The
preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!" MORE JOKES @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one
day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the
creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke
her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The
teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another
question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on
the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe
poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll
snap it in half and stick it up your ass!" MORE JOKES @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died,
God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be
gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said
the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout
the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the
time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they
were all ugly again." MORE JOKES @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

QUESTION: Is Google male or female?
ANSWER: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. MORE JOKES @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

AMERICA NO PASS 9JA,Everything they get we get am too; They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli. They get T. pain, we get T.maya. They get T.I, we get M.I. They get 2-pac, we get 2- face. They get Beyonce, we get Tiwa savage. They get Lil wayne, We get Terry G. They get Timberland, We get DON JAZZY! They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid. They get Hollywood,we get nollywood They get Silicon valley, we get Computer village. They get Mac Donnalds, we get Mr. Biggs. They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi. They get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach. They get Al Paccino, we get Peter Edochie. They get Pirate of d Caribbean, we get Pirate of Aba. They get beauty and the beast we get Bianca and Ojukwu, They get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu, They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu. They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram abi na lieeeeee?? MORE JOKES @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

A 90 yr old man goes to a doctor.
He said:"Doctor, my 28yr old wife is pregnant, what's your opinion?" Doctor replies: "Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an
umbrella instead of his hunting rifle. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion,
lifts the umbrella pulls the handle and....BANG!!!...d lion drops dead!" Old man exclaims: "That's impossible! Someone else must have shot the
lion." Doctor: "EXACTLY MY OPINION." WAT DO YOU THINK THE DOCTOR MEAN,,,,more jokes @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

At dinner, a little boy offered to lead in prayer.
"Dear Lord," he started, "Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my
sisters clothes and wrestled with her on her bed and made her cry." "This coming winter," he continued, ignorant of all the stares he was
receiving,"Please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my dad's
blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room
when daddy is at work" ...AMEN!.... and there was silence. MORE JOKES @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

Pastor keeps chickens in the Church premises, one evening a Cock went
missing. In Church the next day the Pastor asked "who has a cock?"
All the men got up.
"No, I mean who has seen a cock?" the pastor said.
All the women got up.
"No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?", the pastor said
impatiently. Half of the women got up.
"Oh for goodness sake!! Who has seen my cock" the pastor shouted.
All the Choir girls got up!.....halleluyah!! WHO KNOWS WHAT THE COCK!!!! MEAN,,,,,,,MORE JOKES @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

Girlfriend: Honey, please could you buy me my bathing soap when you are coming? Boyfriend: Alright! No problem... but how much is it? Girlfriend: it's just N15k Boyfriend: blood of Jesus!!! Does it wash away sins and sorrows MORE JOKES @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one? He asks "Which one? The ripe one or the unripe one?", some people
(like me) have trouble with the 'r', and with some people, it sounds like
an 'l' Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!
Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe one na 'DODO',
if you fly the unlipe one na 'SHIPS'
if you loast am, na 'BORLI'
All of them na plantain,
so whish one you wan make I spell?

An Akwa Ibom passenger once boarded a bus in Lagos. The bus driver
was an Ijaw man and the conductor was a Calabar man. The Akwa Ibom man said to the bus conductor, "Ah de ko ori oro." The conductor then told the driver, "Idi-oro wa O." On the way, the bus had a flat tire. The Ijaw man then told his
conductor, "Zackson, get the zack, make you put the spare tire. Make
you no allow us sleep for road in Nagos O." The conductor cracked up in laughter, "Oka Yohn, you dey call yack
Zack, You no know say dem no go understand you for Dagos." One Igbo man then disembarked the bus in anger and exclaimed,
"Ekolo Gbeja mi, Malu fo soke.", MORE JOKES @ http://multipz.mywapblog.com