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Yaradua by Nobody: 1:15pm On Aug 20, 2009
I copied the joke below from Sahara reporters:

A man walks into a restaurant and says to the seller.
Man: Abeg give me rice and plantain with 2 kpomo and 2 yar'adua.
Seller: oga abeg no vex, but which wan be yar'adua,
Man: (laughs), u know now, na SNAIL now,
lmaooooooo(but this rly isnt funny, the president of debatably the greatest nation in Africa, )
Re: Yaradua by tytylayor: 1:43pm On Aug 20, 2009
lol, na real yaradua cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Yaradua by sylve11: 2:22pm On Aug 20, 2009
lol, dat guy described yaradull well ''snail'' cheesy cool
Re: Yaradua by Jeovy(m): 3:42pm On Aug 20, 2009
my one and only president. Poster, where did u get this from?. Confess now
Re: Yaradua by Nobody: 4:11pm On Aug 20, 2009
aysometin:

I copied the joke below from Sahara reporters:

A man walks into a restaurant and says to the seller.
Man: Abeg give me rice and plantain with 2 kpomo and 2 yar'adua.
Seller: oga abeg no vex, but which wan be yar'adua,
Man: (laughs), u know now, na SNAIL now,
lmaooooooo(but this rly isnt funny, the president of debatably the greatest nation in Africa, )


@ Jeovy, can you please read the bolded part from my earlier post.
Me I no dey lie o!!! tongue grin
Re: Yaradua by romsky: 4:27pm On Aug 20, 2009
dem go soon come 4 u
Re: Yaradua by sylve11: 5:02pm On Aug 20, 2009
yaradull and him fellas bah? captain cool
Re: Yaradua by Abbygyal(f): 5:23pm On Aug 20, 2009
lool
Re: Yaradua by CrazyMan(m): 6:00pm On Aug 20, 2009
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa.

Very funny.
Re: Yaradua by Abbygyal(f): 6:26pm On Aug 20, 2009
nt dat funny cheesy
Re: Yaradua by mamagee6(f): 8:05pm On Aug 20, 2009
Yarasick lol
Re: Yaradua by bydot1(m): 1:39am On Aug 21, 2009
hehehe, grin grin
Re: Yaradua by Abbeycity4(f): 9:14am On Aug 21, 2009
so so so so so na my presido una dey talk abt like dis shocked shocked shocked shocked i don jote una name down will go and report una embarassed see m @ white house soon grin

@topic
Funny cheesy cheesy
Re: Yaradua by tytylayor: 11:38am On Aug 21, 2009
white house ko, black house ni, tsewwwwwwwwww
Re: Yaradua by bydot1(m): 12:20pm On Aug 21, 2009
Me i no dey o
Re: Yaradua by sylve11: 2:38pm On Aug 21, 2009
nor be u be the original poster? cool
Re: Yaradua by Ben13: 3:59pm On Aug 21, 2009
a lil bit funny
Re: Yaradua by blissieng(f): 4:03pm On Aug 21, 2009
Is he really THAT bad?

I hear say the guy slow, I've heard people call him baba go slow.
and now this. . . I'm beginning to wonder how bad this guy really is.


undecided
Re: Yaradua by bydot1(m): 5:13pm On Aug 21, 2009
Ahahah grin na real baba go slow slow
Re: Yaradua by Ben13: 5:24pm On Aug 21, 2009
some even said The guy has made Naija crawl crawl and now to a halt.
Re: Yaradua by sylve11: 7:46pm On Aug 21, 2009
cool
Re: Yaradua by debbyodun: 4:51pm On Aug 22, 2009
somebody should come and deliver us from yaraslow
Re: Yaradua by bydot1(m): 5:24pm On Aug 22, 2009
Ahaha grin grin
Re: Yaradua by lordmassac(m): 5:46pm On Aug 22, 2009
Do you guys mean he is puting us in Economical holdup?
Re: Yaradua by sylve11: 6:10pm On Aug 22, 2009
cool
Re: Yaradua by Godmother(f): 7:15pm On Aug 22, 2009
Heo, so na my president be snail. Lol
Re: Yaradua by sylve11: 7:56pm On Aug 22, 2009
wowo. d same vowel sound @least cool
Re: Yaradua by studio43(m): 10:23am On Aug 23, 2009
Kettle calling pot black
Re: Yaradua by bydot1(m): 2:21pm On Aug 23, 2009
Electric kettle?
Re: Yaradua by krama(m): 4:49pm On Aug 23, 2009
Nice one there grin
Re: Yaradua by studio43(m): 5:13pm On Aug 23, 2009
Thanks
Re: Yaradua by sylve11: 7:20pm On Aug 23, 2009
studio43:

Kettle calling pot black


and u r d pot ni? cool

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