Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,759 members, 7,817,092 topics. Date: Saturday, 04 May 2024 at 04:59 AM

Come Down To My Level, Pls - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Come Down To My Level, Pls (3620 Views)

Help This Guy Come Down (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply) (Go Down)

Come Down To My Level, Pls by tytylayor: 12:56pm On Aug 21, 2009
An illiterate woman (Abbygal) boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja in Nigeria

She was booked for an economy class seat, Just after the plane took-off, the she stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin.


The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where the ticket allowed her to sit but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat.

Then the attendant informed the Jnr. pilot. The
Jnr. pilot went and spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the Jnr. pilot went to inform the chief pilot.


The chief pilot said, I am married to an illiterate, I'll go and talk to her. The chief went and whispered some words to her and she peacefully stood-up and went to her economy class seat.


The attendant and Jnr. pilot surprisingly asked, sir what did you tell her?



The chief pilot said: Easy guys, I just told her that first class is not going to Abuja , only economy class is.
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by bydot1(m): 1:05pm On Aug 21, 2009
Aunty tyty! Nt bad sha
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by romsky: 1:08pm On Aug 21, 2009
make Opa Williams catch u
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by Ben13: 1:12pm On Aug 21, 2009
Lol. . . illiterates can be very stupid. cheesy
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by tytylayor: 1:16pm On Aug 21, 2009
buy dot, grin
@romade, u mean william's ROD? cheesy
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by Ben13: 1:22pm On Aug 21, 2009
The executive producer of Nite of 1000 laffs
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by bydot1(m): 1:28pm On Aug 21, 2009
Featuring basket mouth
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by sylve11: 2:17pm On Aug 21, 2009
Ololumi tight one there grin cool

iya Abbygail don hear wine today grin cool
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by Ben13: 2:39pm On Aug 21, 2009
wine?
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by blissieng(f): 2:58pm On Aug 21, 2009
sTaLe!
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by tytylayor: 3:15pm On Aug 21, 2009
talk your own, commentator tongue
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by segunpc(m): 3:30pm On Aug 21, 2009
the joke is tight.
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by Ben13: 3:38pm On Aug 21, 2009
It's really tight. Ble would always have a reason to vex
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by blissieng(f): 4:11pm On Aug 21, 2009
what id baba suwe benji on about now?
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by sweetliet: 4:39pm On Aug 21, 2009
whatever
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by blissieng(f): 4:45pm On Aug 21, 2009
you've got to learn how to construct ur answer honey.

cheesy cheesy
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by romsky: 4:49pm On Aug 21, 2009
ble is definitely on heat
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by Jeovy(m): 4:50pm On Aug 21, 2009
Nice joke tyty, well done
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by bydot1(m): 5:00pm On Aug 21, 2009
undecided
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by studio43(m): 7:45pm On Aug 21, 2009
Tyty and this her Bend Down and select Joke sef.
she no get eyes to select the joke wey fit make person laugh. angry
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by romsky: 7:59pm On Aug 21, 2009
studio tu dey envy
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by sylve11: 7:52pm On Aug 22, 2009
nor mind am, with him heavy face cool
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by studio43(m): 10:36am On Aug 23, 2009
Henceforth any poster wey hin jokes no make me laugh will be aske' to face the disciplinary committee
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by MoneyRule(m): 12:04pm On Aug 23, 2009
Can't stop laughing. . . . .
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by bydot1(m): 2:18pm On Aug 23, 2009
@studio, case sealed
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by D1KeleVra(m): 10:09pm On Aug 23, 2009
lolol " Topic. . . heard it before, but still funny. I can picture the womans face as she left cheesy cheesy cheesy

@tyty. . . ur still a guttergal grin tongue
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by studio43(m): 10:45pm On Aug 23, 2009
Tyty a gutter gal , hahahaha but Dickele is not fair *smiles*
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by D1KeleVra(m): 10:47pm On Aug 23, 2009
But she said she'd be less concernd if she's calld that. . . ain't that right tyty?
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by Abbygyal(f): 12:33am On Aug 24, 2009
tytylayor:

An illiterate woman (Abbygal) boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja in Nigeria

ommggggg when i saw my name on dis ur so called post, i was stunned! buh omgosh wetin i do u? lool d joke was jussst dere nuffin mega atleast i smiled. . .

well its Abbygyal init? tytylayor and illiteracy fits perfectly though . . d name abbygyal is too posh for it lol
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by D1KeleVra(m): 12:36am On Aug 24, 2009
no vex! sad
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by Abbygyal(f): 12:38am On Aug 24, 2009
D1KeleVra:

no vex! sad

shocked shocked na who dey vex?
Re: Come Down To My Level, Pls by D1KeleVra(m): 12:40am On Aug 24, 2009
Calm down. . . nothin to get so wrkd up ova! smiley tongue

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply)

And They Finally Said I Do! / What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? / Latest Funny Pictures To Use Chill Of Your Day

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 15
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.