treasuredkids:
;Douc!!! Old age. Amnesia

deltagoddess:
What happens when an 85-year-old man married a 25-year-old girl? She does not have much to expect on her first wedding night, does she? What he does and says leaves her speechless

Bert is 85 and he marries Sylvia, a young girl of 25 years of age. And since her new husband is so old, Sylvia decides that after their wedding she and Bert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding feast Sylvia gets ready and expects knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Bert, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They make love.

All goes well, Bert takes leave of his bride, and she gets ready to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Sylvia hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Bert. Again he is ready for more ‘action.’ Somewhat surprised, Sylvia consents to more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Bert kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but – aha, you guessed it – Bert is back again, rapping on the door and as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more. And, once more, they enjoy each other.

But as Bert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with men less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Bert.”

Bert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Sylvia and says: “You mean I was here already?”

Source: https://www.naij.com/840157-wedding-night-old-man-young-bride-words-struck-dumb.html