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12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by CyrexSnr(m): 6:31pm On May 29, 2016 |
1- The worship leader starts with…somebody shout halleluyah… 2- And then…“Sing this song like you mean it ” 3- Eventually, the worship leader sings a song you know 4- After worship…Slap 5 people a hi 5 5- And then…’tell them welcome to church’…but your neighbor has mouth odour 6- When the pastor mentions the topic and you are excited about the word 7- But the message gets too long… Sigh… 8- Finally…Offering time, blessing time! 9- Worship Leader sings ‘who has the final say?’ 10- But she changes the song and you can’t dab to it 11- And finally church ends but you are told to wait behind for a ‘brief’ meeting… that extends to 1hr 30mins 12- When you finally leave church by 4pm… Source:- http://naijacamp.ga/forum2_theme_112313790.xhtml?tema=146 1 Like |
Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by Nobody: 6:34pm On May 29, 2016 |
Op taken am
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Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by youngaz(m): 6:36pm On May 29, 2016 |
see dah baby mouth lyk somebody wey taste expired gala |
Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by Mediapace: 6:43pm On May 29, 2016 |
When you get to church and them no ON Generator
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Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by petz(f): 6:44pm On May 29, 2016 |
U try |
Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by Swissheart(f): 6:45pm On May 29, 2016 |
No 6 is so true. |
Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by nnadychuks(m): 6:47pm On May 29, 2016 |
You tried op,thumbs up.. Not everyone can do this |
Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by saxwizard(m): 6:54pm On May 29, 2016 |
Lol. ....the only ppl I get issues woth for church na ushers dem too dey find my trouble |
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