40-ish, 49
Adventurous, Slept with all your mates
Athletic, No t*ts
Average looking, Has a face like an a*se
Beautiful, Pathological liar
Contagious Smile, Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure, On medication
Feminist, Fat
Free spirit, Junkie
Friendship first, Former sl*t
Fun, Annoying
Gentle, Dull
New-Age, Body hair problems
Open-minded, Desperate
Outgoing, Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate, Sloppy drunk
Poet, Depressive
Professional, B*tch
Romantic, Frigid
Voluptuous, Very Fat
Large lady, Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate, Stalker
Widow, Murderer



WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want,
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you slowpoke!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like



MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Err, Okayy

where did u get dat bro lolllll

it actually makes me fink

Nice joke.

Sam Milla:


MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have intimacy now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have intimacy?
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have intimacy with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have intimacy with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have intimacy with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have intimacy with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have intimacy with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have intimacy with you within the next 3 mins.
14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have intimacy with you.
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Ha! and I read somewhere that men think about se.x every 6 seconds - I guess this confirms it then 

thats so interestin dam an its true

Na english u just speak so?

2006? Efe don old for NL o?

; ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

mediatrix8:

Whats up. Some old memories?

Mr.Bones:

2006? Efe don old for NL o?

what's with 2006 thing??

'tis the 2nd time I've heard that today!!

'n Vicks I'm only a couple of moths here - look the number of post I get now