1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

Shaking mi big mosquito head

we guyz suffer very much at the whims of our babes , mschew!!

I HAVE JUST ORDERED MY OWN COPY , I RECOMMEND IT FOR ALL GUYS IN THE HOUSE

Yep, Thats it!

YOU CAN GO ONLINE TOO , ITS ALSO VERY INSIGHTFUL

lmfao!!!!!!! . Hilarious indeed!!

lilkech:

YOU CAN GO ONLINE TOO , ITS ALSO VERY INSIGHTFUL

A Pastor was giving a speech in a Molue, and he told to the men, “Always listen to your wife as she gives 100% sound advice.”

a particular guy from the crowed then asked him, “Please pastor, tell me details how my wife gives 100% sound advice?”

The Pastor replied, “99% sound and 1% advice.”

Interesting.

If women were rulers in the world, there will be no war but just a bunch of jealous countries no talking to each other.

^ is that a pröverb, idiöm ör jöke?

Agybabe:

If women were rulers in the world, there will be no war but just a bunch of jealous countries no talking to each other.

lmfao!

My babe is currently seeing her period. I am suffering very much today, and it will last till sunday. She cursed my future generation, grabbed and squeezed my 'left' testicle and stoned me with her bb this morning all because i didnt buy the right size of pad for her , BB THAT I BOUGHT FOR HER OH , Chei . no regards at all. Im going through all this just because of t.o.t.o . God help me

@Ajibel you may call it whatever you like
@lilkech sorry o

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[quote
author=lilkech]1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must
immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written
consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him
to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether
she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what
she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take
the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male
must cater to her every whim.

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to
Rule #5.[/quote]