1. Phone Conversations Are over in 30 Seconds Flat
2. A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Suit Case
3. You Can Be Showered And Ready To Go In Ten Minutes… Yeah Lol!!
4. You Can Be 34 and single, Nobody Even Notices
5. Everything on Your Face Gets To Stay Its Original Color
6. You Can Sit With Your Knees Apart No Matter What You’re Wearing
7. People Never Glance At Your Chest When You’re Talking To Them.
8. You Get To Think About Sex 90% of Your Waking Hours.
9. You Don’t care If Someone’s Talking About You Behind Your Back
10. If You Don’t call your Friend When You Say You Will, He Won’t Tell Your Other Friends You’ve Changed.

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