3 guys died wen dey got 2 heaven's gate St.Peter asked dem of how dey got der, 1st guy said i got info dat my wife was cheating on me went to d hotel i heard dey wer wen i got der i saw her in d room naked but der was no man der jst den i discovered a man downstairs runnin 2 his car suspecting him 2 be d 1 carried d cupboard 2 throw @ him 4rm d third floor while tryin 2 throw it i fell out of d window wit it & met myself here. D 2nd man started i ws late 4 a meeting while runnin 2 my car a cupboard landed on me & i found myself here. den st.peter asked d third guy wen he didn't talk wat happened, he replied ''i was in d cupboard''

A buglar broke into a house saw some cash on d table & pucked it into his pocket he heard a voice say Jesus sees u, he was afraid dodged for a while till wen he discovered d coast was clear came out & took d discman on d table again he heard a voice say Jesus sees u, now more terified he trails d voice only 2 discover it was a parrot.satisfied by d result he asked d parrot 4 its name, d parrot replied i'm moses surprised he exclaimed wat kind of a man will name his parrot moses. D parrot replied ''same man dat named his Rotweiler(dog) Jesus''

rommie!

shut up rommie

she cant do u want the mouth to smell?