A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for #50,000.

And she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment: RENT FOR APARTMENT.

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for #25,000 and enclosed a note:

Dear Madam:



Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of #25,000 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:
(1) it had never been occupied;

(2) that there was plenty of heat;

(3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home


Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.



Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for #25,000 with the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord!

take it easy now sister

brb

hehehe _{Sylve has a small wennie}

and so? u know say na amebo u be kwo?

why u come fall my hand? u no get somthng to do?

nansense

lol. . . a lil bit funny

gbam

lol.

SEE TOOTHLESS MOUTH O

but e resemble ur own na

no dey shout

Here, use megaphone,

Abeg make una give am gbedu.

is this a joke??

you wey never pay rent for ya apartment for months now

he go soon pack dey live for dustbin

lmao @ben n clum

na true we talk na,

instead make u dey pray for heavens intervention u dey busy dey laff

God'z already answered tht prayer months back

V3 on the run

dani nwanne. . ke nke ne me?

i nor sabi dat one

he said: why are u always blocking his view with ur massive head?

hehe

how true is it?

dani1luv:

Just that small igbo sentence translate this long sentence

lol, wetin u xpect 4rom moi