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| Rent for Apartment by christyne(f): 11:37am On Dec 02, 2005 |
A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did, and before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following note: Dear Madam, Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; 3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home. Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250.00 with the following note: Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady. |
| Re: Rent for Apartment by hotangel2(f): 12:41am On Dec 03, 2005 |
Nice nice nice!!!!!!!  |
| Re: Rent for Apartment by Rolly: 4:27pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
good   |
| Re: Rent for Apartment by dondee2(m): 4:01pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
cool joke |
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