everything is damn hilarious.

Tchhww y d pishure finish

lewispius:
4. The most annoying thing you could do to someone in secondary school:

I dnt get it.. Pls expatiate

No. 1 is straight-out dope! 10 and 12 got me laffing.

MoneyGreen:
Lol gyal, you Sabi funny something.. They'll be like "it's your boy this, it's your boy that" and I be like "na who born you?"

lol

No 2 is so true especially for people in Nursery and Primary schools. That the way they usually they end their cultural dances or at least it must be in the dancing moves.

naso jare

waxxydude:
There's a thing between long sermon and hostage situation.. hahahaha exactly bro.


Telling my pastor this on sunday.. d guy go jus dey fire prayer point anyhow, e go cum dey shout "brethren this is the last prayer point! pray it with all your heart!!" but in the real world that "last" prayer point is the beginning of it all.. Worst part; when you tryna leave ushers go dey tell u "we are almost done" like say na my first time..

u sure say no b deeper life u dey attend? Cos na so my pastor dey to too

Ruq:
You don't even have to be last born before they make you house help. The only crime is for you to be younger, even if it's months.

True. Even firstborns were at some point house helps. Lmao

frudokafor:
I dont understand 3 and 4

oya take '' je mo mo''

bigsam1992:
u sure say no b deeper life u dey attend? Cos na so my pastor dey to too

Deeper life ke? i dey go any1 wey i like any sunday AGC. Redeem, four square..

lewispius:


Last born.,,
Younger..
Its Same Thing Bro

No it's not. You can be younger without being the last born.

lewispius:
2. The finishing move in every cultural dance:

Lalasticlala coman dance, suke ke sukeke

lewispius:
4. The most annoying thing you could do to someone in secondary school:

Tunde, is this what u were looking for?

2, 4, 7, 10, 12 really got mee

lewispius:
12. Nigerians and Nigerianisms:

Oh we are so the same!!! Cameroon Na short knicker o!!

chubbygal:
Lol@Nigerian English short knicker only in Nigeria that you will hear this funny grammer .. Like "still yet" and extreme end.

Normal Cameroon too. All what you quoted!

Prinxxdave:
Stupidity is when u lick a woman with ur bare
tongue and later sex her with a condom .What
are u preventing??
Catarrh or headache??
Robert Mugabe.....

Pregnancy

lewispius:
12. Nigerians and Nigerianisms:

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Can't stop laughing

No 7 though...

Ephraimspy:
Wooow!!!!!!
Nairaland has been my source of comic relief nowadays!

My broda, I swear...my love for this site comedy cannot be compared with any other thing. From people bashing themselves to crazy comments, you can never be bored with nairaland. Seun, great job you did with this site.

Amicable24:
I dnt get it.. Pls expatiate

Waka Shagae

Thanks man!!!!! Tears in my eyes with laughter!!!!!

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lewispius:
11. Every Sunday in a Nigerian church:

This is so true