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Businesses Repackaging by Samdapsalmist(m): 1:23am On Jun 10, 2016 |
Is your business not growing, now is time for u to repackage yourself..... BRICKLAYER: Estate Construction and Brick Arranger... (ECBA) ASHAWO: Bedmatic Expert and Sexual Satisfier (BESS) GARDENER: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) HOUSE MAID: House Upkeep Manager (HUM) RECEPTIONIST: Office Access Control Manager(OACM) TYPIST: Printed Document Handler (PDH) MESSENGER: Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) WINDOW CLEANER: Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) TEMPORARY TEACHER: Associate Tutor (AT) TEA BOY: Refreshment Specialist (RS) GARBAGE COLLECTOR: Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) WATCHMAN: Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO) THIEF: Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE) DRIVER: Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) MAID: Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) EMPLOYEE WITHOUT PORTFOLIO: Administration Manager (AM) BUS CONDUCTOR: Chief Entry and Exit Officer (CEEO) COOK: Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive (GNMO) BARBER: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) UNEMPLOYED: Town Surveyor (TS) GOSSIP: Research & Communications Manager (RCM). BAD BELLE PEOPLE: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS) LOCAL DRUNK: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME) MECHANIC: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE) TAILOR: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS) YAHOO BOYS: International Wealth Re-DistributionConsultant (IWRC) TOUTS: Task Force Empowerment Agency (TFEA) 1 Like |
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