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Jehovah's Witnesses by michaelwe1(m): 4:11pm On Jul 03, 2007 |
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Baptist." "Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?" "Jewish." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?" St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here. |
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses by Abshir: 1:12pm On Jul 08, 2007 |
funny |
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses by spoilt(f): 5:02pm On Jul 08, 2007 |
roflmao! gosh that's funny. and so true. they will be shocked! (no pun intended!) |
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses by amdaboss(m): 1:29pm On Jul 30, 2007 |
[roflmao! gosh that's funny. and so true. they will be shocked! (no pun intended!)] hey, that joke is not true, Jehovah's Witnesses do not believe that they are the pnly ones that will be saved. They believe that it's all left for the Almighty God whose name is jehovah to decide for himself who is worthy and who's not, for Him and only Him alone sees beyond the outside and peers deep into the heart. Holler |
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses by abelix(m): 8:17pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
true true it is in dia character,nice one |
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses by skirmish: 4:56pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
abelix: I can see your own character Stop slandering people. How well do you know the Jehovah's Witnesses? |
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses by Oracle(m): 6:55pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
Funny joke |
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses by CrazyMan(m): 9:02pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
Nice one. |
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses by ayomy: 9:15am On Aug 14, 2007 |
absolutely true, i am showing this to one of our cleaners, she's also witness, nice joke and fact |
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