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The Lover Boy by Badookelzi(m): 1:29pm On Jun 20, 2016
BOY: I am coming to see you
Angel, I don't care about the
price of fuel or transport, I am
coming no matter what.
GIRL: Awwww Okay I'm
expecting you love.
BOY: I love you, I can't wait to
see you. I am getting ready to
leave now.
GIRL: Okay but baby I'm on my
period, just letting you know
incase.
BOYsadsilent for a while) My car just blew up,
I
can't come to see you again.
GIRL: Get your friend to take
you, like he always does.
BOY: He got shot by armed
robbers so i can't come, I am
sorry.
GIRL: Oh never mind, I'm
not on my period. My panties
are just looking too red.
BOY: My friend has just been
discharged from the hospital
and he has said he is okay, he
is fine and he will take me
now. I am coming sweetheart.
GIRL: Shit! I'm really on my
period. Just did not notice the
blood.

BOY: Damn!!!!!!! His car just broke down. I cant come again.

Take care

neco maths
neco chemistry

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Re: The Lover Boy by integritylady(f): 11:54pm On Jun 20, 2016
so funny

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