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Creativity Of Human Nature by kingsman66(m): 8:45pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
“In Africa, the only warning they take seriously is
‘low
battery’.” “Zimbabweans, let us respect pregnant
women for it is not easy to carry around evidence of
sex in public.” “Girls, learn to take care of
yourselves.
Some men will use you, use your body, ruin your
reputation and then marry a beautiful woman and
get
born again. And as if that is not enough, use you as
testimony in church.”
“We are living in a generation where people ‘in love’
are free to touch each other’s private parts, but are
not allowed to touch each other’s phones because
they are private.” “Nothing makes a woman more
confused than being in a relationship with a broke
man
who is extremely good in bed.” “The only thing that
scares me about marriage is that you have to wake
up
earlier on the wedding day.” “No matter how men
shake their ‘thing’ after urinating, the last drop is
always reserved for the boxers.”
“Ladies, don’t be deceived by a man who text you
“I
miss you” only when it’s cold or raining....you are
neither an umbrella nor a jacket.” “Kenyans are
good
runners because corruption is always chasing
them.”
“We are all born mad, but some decides to remain
so.”
“The size of a socialite’s backside is indirectly
proportional to the size of her brain.”
“Whenever things seem to start going well in your
life,
the devil always comes along and gives you a
‘girlfriend’.” “I stopped trusting women when my
class
three girlfriend left me for another boy, all because
he
bought a sharpener with a mirror.”
“Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot
jog
for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last
for
an hour in action.” “If you are a married man and
you
find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your
wife a school uniform.” “Virginity is the best
wedding
gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife
but lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer
because
it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift,
token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church
collection, Examination marking schemes and for
Lorry
fares!” “Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a
piece
of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the
other
end.” “For a woman with beauty without brains, it’s
her
private parts that suffer.” |
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